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Old 08-26-2005, 05:08 AM
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She's going to be pissed off when he does a really bad job cuz he's never done it before. Trust me.
She will be thrilled to find out her first love isn't a walking advertisment for STD's
TRUST ME:)
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Old 08-26-2005, 05:48 AM
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I needed a pointer from a guys perspective. Here it goes, okay oral sex, what's the best thing to do to a guy to make him finish that way because I want to be the best, can someone help me out here????:o
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Old 08-26-2005, 07:39 AM
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Suck long and hard, and make squelchy noises.

And fucking swallow, bitch.

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Old 08-26-2005, 10:32 AM
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i can't
i can't swollow it makes me throw up, you didn't tell me anything i already didn't know bitch.!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:
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Old 08-26-2005, 11:04 AM
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Can one actually forget? :D
hmmmm... lets see... i think the penis goes in the vagina right? repeat, rince and go at it again?
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Old 08-26-2005, 11:28 AM
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I needed a pointer from a guys perspective. Here it goes, okay oral sex, what's the best thing to do to a guy to make him finish that way because I want to be the best, can someone help me out here????:o
Mind the stepchildren.
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Old 08-26-2005, 12:57 PM
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Know what? I think sex is stupid. I'd rather read.
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Old 08-26-2005, 01:25 PM
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I needed a pointer from a guys perspective. Here it goes, okay oral sex, what's the best thing to do to a guy to make him finish that way because I want to be the best, can someone help me out here????:o
Why not just ask the guy you're with what he likes? Good lord ;)
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Old 08-26-2005, 02:35 PM
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Know what? I think sex is stupid. I'd rather read.

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Stupid in wich way??
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Old 08-26-2005, 06:51 PM
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hmmmm... lets see... i think the penis goes in the vagina right? repeat, rince and go at it again?
Aha! See, I was sure it wasn't so easy to forget....;)
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