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Old 06-22-2006, 05:17 AM
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Nothing against Asian women or men, but when some of you get it together does your hardcore porn have to be so unsexy?

I've witnessed several Japanese hardcore films, and the women seem to look like they're either in pain or simply do not know how to portray a lady enjoying the cock.

Or maybe they just don't enjoy Japanese wieners, who knows?

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Old 06-22-2006, 08:30 AM
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You know, I think it's just the way they do it....but I know what you mean.....they take sex pretty seriously and there's not a lot of acting going on in asian porn, unlike american porn where half the time the girl trying to look sexy while getting pounded and making those goofy noises makes me snicker....but then again I laugh at very odd things sometimes.
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:05 AM
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:18 AM
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Old 06-22-2006, 11:41 AM
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You know, I think it's just the way they do it....but I know what you mean.....they take sex pretty seriously and there's not a lot of acting going on in asian porn, unlike american porn where half the time the girl trying to look sexy while getting pounded and making those goofy noises makes me snicker....but then again I laugh at very odd things sometimes

Ha yes, they do just tend to hump - and the male expressions are often hilarious.

You're right about American porn - sometimes that is annoying for being quite the opposite: "Yeah give it to me baby, give me that cock, give me all that cock, yeah that's it baby..." - "You like like that? You like that in there?" - "Oh yeah baby woo come on! Now slap those titties...!". Snore.

European gear is by far the best: "Ich kliesen fistich penetrat mein arsenholen? Mein gott! Ja! Ist maximus perven sasquatch! Ja?..."


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Old 06-22-2006, 12:49 PM
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LMAO is the word "sasquatch" really mean anything in German?
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Old 06-22-2006, 01:06 PM
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I think it's actually a term for 'Bigfoot', but you know what those dirty German bastards are like ;)

Legal disclaimer: Germans are not actually 'dirty'.

Legal disclaimer II: Or bastards.

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