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Once i went to take a swig of my beer, it was dark, I was watching Silver Bullet with my girlfriend who I had just started seeing, I nearly swallowed a cockroach, we watched movies in my room after that...
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I chewed up a little beetle on a dare in the third grade. It was really bitter, and that night I had a dream about the beetle and woke up and puked.
Fond childhood memories. That was before my goldfish-swallowing phase.:D
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a few weeks ago I woke craveing jam on toast, so I went to the corner store and bought a jar of jam, then when I got home, I went to the bread and there was a spider roaming around inside the bag i could see it through the plastic window, it screwed me...
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07-27-2006, 10:47 AM
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More about me :)
I saw a spider walking past the led on my VCR once. i went to kill it, only to realize that it was INSIDE the vcr, walking on the LED itself. For some reason, that was very unnerving. I had a hard time getting to sleep.
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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Huh. I guess it's a good thing you didn't have crabs.
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Of course not. I shave.
Anyway, I hate seafood.
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