Go Back   Horror.com Forums - Talk about horror. > Horror.com Lobby > Horror.com General Forum
Reload this Page Sweet fucking christ people...
Register FAQ Community Calendar

Reply
Page 4 of 4 « First 23 4
 
Thread Tools
  #31  
Old 08-15-2006, 10:42 AM
a mccuaig's Avatar
a mccuaig a mccuaig is offline
Evil Dead
  
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: seattle
Posts: 193
I guess I just could live without a couple of prunes hangin off my crotch
Reply With Quote
  #32  
Old 08-15-2006, 11:39 AM
barbra's Avatar
barbra barbra is offline
Granny Weather Wax
  
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: music city
Posts: 2,353
Send a message via AIM to barbra Send a message via Yahoo to barbra
Quote:
Originally posted by Phalanx
Okkk then...

A little blood, then hoo whassat? the white worm followed. then all of a sudden, BAM! the damn thing exploded. Now THAT hurt...for a little bit, but I think the releif of pressure exceeded that. The innards of this thing were like every pimple I'd ever had rolled into one. Afterwards, it was like there was a crater in my sack. Bled a whole lot.
So, that was the height of it...needless to say I made sure to wash carefully (I didn't want my ball filling up with water), and it went away before too long. The moral of the story...?


I dunno, make sure you deodorise your nutsack?


So yeah...will this do for a nice post?
So what I'm thinking is that you should have gotten out the cornstarch and rubed it on your neither regions (would also be kinda gratifing?) Then ran around a bit getting all moist, creating crotch dumblings, or ball gnochi if you will. Comb those out, then rince your area (don't want any starch to get in the sauce) Then ever so gently sqeeze said infected area into the plate containing your dumplings, sprinkle with some thyme and parm/reggiano cheese serve to those you love.
__________________
I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon
I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon
Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are
You’re my favorite living human by far
’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre
Reply With Quote
  #33  
Old 08-15-2006, 07:43 PM
monalisa's Avatar
monalisa monalisa is offline
Jaded
  
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: In a dark corner, calling the Mother Ship
Posts: 2,775
Ya just can't beat the conversations on this site. :p
__________________


"There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future." -Otis
"Once in a while ya get shown the light, in the strangest of places if ya look at it right." -RH&JG
"Do your best, fuck the rest." -Me
"Onward, through the fog..." -Me
Reply With Quote
  #34  
Old 08-15-2006, 07:50 PM
ENTITY2000's Avatar
ENTITY2000 ENTITY2000 is offline
Grrrr.....
  
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: whogivzafuk
Posts: 2,116
Send a message via Yahoo to ENTITY2000
tell me about it! we do tend to get personal sometimes:D
Reply With Quote
  #35  
Old 08-15-2006, 09:08 PM
ENTITY2000's Avatar
ENTITY2000 ENTITY2000 is offline
Grrrr.....
  
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: whogivzafuk
Posts: 2,116
Send a message via Yahoo to ENTITY2000
ok where is everybody?
:mad:
Reply With Quote
  #36  
Old 08-16-2006, 08:47 AM
Angra's Avatar
Angra Angra is offline
No, fuck YOU


  
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Right behind you!!!
Posts: 16,248
Quote:
Originally posted by ENTITY2000
ok where is everybody?
:mad:

Right behind you!!
__________________
I'm right. It's the rest of the world that's wrong.
Reply With Quote
  #37  
Old 08-16-2006, 09:03 AM
ENTITY2000's Avatar
ENTITY2000 ENTITY2000 is offline
Grrrr.....
  
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: whogivzafuk
Posts: 2,116
Send a message via Yahoo to ENTITY2000
ahh i see you now! stop hiding i promise i want hurt you,








too bad:cool:
Reply With Quote
  #38  
Old 08-16-2006, 02:54 PM
The STE's Avatar
The STE The STE is offline
The Emperor of America
  
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Dr. Zaius
Posts: 7,670
Send a message via AIM to The STE
Quote:
Originally posted by Vodstok
I think this is easily one o fthe most blasphemaous thread titles ever.
I take this as a challenge
__________________

===

WATCH MY MOVIES(UPDATED: 5/7/08, "No Exit")
RING OF HONOR: BEST WRESTLING IN THE WORLD


TOO GOOD FOR THE HDC BATTLE ROYALE
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 4 of 4 « First 23 4

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 05:56 PM.