ZERO the HERO

[Marley's Ghost]

I have awoken you from your ancient slumber
now go forth and make the forum fun
Not an easy task I am sure
But its written that you're the chosen one

[crabapple]

Poodleween!

[Zero]

Originally Posted by crabapple

Poodleween!

ditto that!

[ferretchucker]

Zeroween!!!!

[Rayne]

AWESOME!!!

Hmm...Can you bring back Vincent Price and Anthony Perkins now? :)

[PR3SSUR3]

No - because they are dead in real life.

[Psycom5k]

Oh snap... is Rayne back too?

[_____V_____]

Someone needs to sing this again...

Originally Posted by Marley's Ghost

WHATS THAT SOUND
IT SOUNDS LIKE SNORING
THIS FORUM OF OURS
HAS BECOME A LITTLE BORING

WE NEED SOME NEW BLOOD
WHO WILL STAY MORE THAN A WEEK
TO TITILATE OUR SENSES
AND BREAK THE SLOW STREAK

OR BRING BACK SOME OLD ONES
WHO KNEW HOW TO HAVE FUN
I CAN THINK OF SOMEBODY
YES HE IS THE ONE

IF WE ALL SING THIS SONG
IT MAY BRING HIM BACK
TO ADD THAT LITTLE SOMETHING
THAT THE FORUM DOES LACK

THE ARTIST IS BLACK SABBATH
FEATURING THE DEEP PURPLE FELLA
WE CAN SING THIS TO MUSIC
OR MAYBE A CAPPELLA

IF WE SING IT REAL LOUD
THE MONKEY MAY HEAR IT
UNLESS HE HATES THIS FORUM
AND COULDN'T GIVE A SHIT

SO ALTOGETHER NOW
AS ONE WE SHALL SING
I SHALL WRITE DOWN THE LYRICS
AND SEE WHAT THIS BRINGS




Accept the fact that you're second rate, life is easy for you
It's all served up on a gold plated plate
and we don't even have to talk to you
Your face is normal, that's the way you're bred
and that's the way you're going to stay
Your head is firmly nailed to your TV channel
But someone else's finger's on the control panel

What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero

You sit there watch it all burn down
it's easy and breezy for you
You play your life to a different sound
No edge no edge you got no knife have you
Your life is a six-lane highway to nowhere
You're going so fast you're never ever gonna get down there
Where the heroes sit by the river
with a magic in their music as they eat raw liver

What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero

You stand there captain and we all look, you really are mediocre
You are the champion in the Acme form book
But I think you're just a joker
Your facedown life ain't so much of a pity
But the luv-a-duckin' way you're walkin' around the city
with your balls and your head full of nothing
it's easy for you sucker but you really need stuffing

What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero

Maybe Marley could give us an encore, and help raise the dead red monkey from the grave.

[hammerfan]

I miss that crazy, poo-flinging simian!

[Ripley666]

Lover, come back to me... <3