Interesting details about your life

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
i like lots of sex

That deserves an "Amen". AMEN.

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by movieman64
I hail from Indiana, the land of corn and rednecks.

Spoken like a man who has definately been there.....


I lived there for 4 and a half years... I left behind some good freinds when we moved, but i never missed the state. I slept so much better without tornadoe warnings....


Ahh, and the fresh scent of the local pig farm on a hot summer's day, wafting over miles of flat ground...

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
I eat human flesh sometimes ... like, when I'm absent-mindedly gnawing on my lip or cuticle. Doesn't taste like anything, really.

Actually...That isn't really "flesh"...It is just skin, and skin doesn't taste like anything unless it is seasoned or deepfried (like porkrinds)...

Missionaries that visited cannibalistic tribes, have documented conversations, in which the cannibals say that human flesh tastes like pork...The only differences are the texture, as human muscles are long and sinewy...They call it "stringy"...and the fact that human flesh is much saltier than pork, and therefore often has to be boiled before it is cooked in the fire...Human meat is commonly called "Long Pig" by the cannibals...Of course, that is a translation, as they don't exactly speak English :rolleyes:

I could also tell you how to make an authentic shrunken head...But, I am certain that you guys already know that anyway :)

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Actually...That isn't really "flesh"...It is just skin, and skin doesn't taste like anything unless it is seasoned or deepfried (like porkrinds)...

Missionaries that visited cannibalistic tribes, have documented conversations, in which the cannibals say that human flesh tastes like pork...The only differences are the texture, as human muscles are long and sinewy...They call it "stringy"...and the fact that human flesh is much saltier than pork, and therefore often has to be boiled before it is cooked in the fire...Human meat is commonly called "Long Pig" by the cannibals...Of course, that is a translation, as they don't exactly speak English :rolleyes:

I could also tell you how to make an authentic shrunken head...But, I am certain that you guys already know that anyway :)

Flesh is Skin, is it not? And how'd you know I alread knew how to make a shrunken head? Where do you get your human heads? I dig of graves at the graveyard and rip 'em off some dead bodies.

[jay o2 waster]

I work at wendys, hows that for intresting

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
I work at wendys, hows that for intresting

As interesting as watching paint dry or dogs pump.

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
So interesting as watching paint dry or dogs pump.

exactly

[HappyCamper]

Let's see. I was born at Baptist Medical Center here in Jacksonville, Florida in 1977 (the year Star Wars a New Hope was released). I have a birthmark on my upper right arm that is shaped like a lawn gnome (i should be the spokesman for the film 'Amelie').

Let's see I share birthday's with:

Adam Sandler

Michael Keaton (the best Batman IMO)

Hugh Grant (i've been told I kinda look like him, but then again i've been told I look like Steve Buschemi LOL).

Otis Redding (think Toga party scene in Animal House)

and Cliff Robertson

other interesting facts:

my intials are MR W

i have a big scar on my hairy white ass.

[Stingy Jack]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Actually...That isn't really "flesh"...It is just skin, and skin doesn't taste like anything unless it is seasoned or deepfried (like porkrinds)...

Missionaries that visited cannibalistic tribes, have documented conversations, in which the cannibals say that human flesh tastes like pork...The only differences are the texture, as human muscles are long and sinewy...They call it "stringy"...and the fact that human flesh is much saltier than pork, and therefore often has to be boiled before it is cooked in the fire...Human meat is commonly called "Long Pig" by the cannibals...Of course, that is a translation, as they don't exactly speak English :rolleyes:

I could also tell you how to make an authentic shrunken head...But, I am certain that you guys already know that anyway :)

Woah. I like this place ... tell an innocent joke and get an encyclopeida entry! ;) As for the "authentic shrunken head" ... happens to me every time I get in the pool.

[orangestar]

I was born on what would have been Hitlers 100th birthday. And on my 11th(?) birthday Columbine happened.

I get shit for those all the time:D


Also, my favorite Stephen King movie, Pet Sematary, was released the day I was born.:D