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[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=bruce+lee/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=12pl53kl9/EXP=1123300642/*-http%3A//abc.net.au/news/indepth/featureitems/img/20011119bruce_lee.jpg[/IMG] > [IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=angry+chimp/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=12ffnu0g9/EXP=1123300446/*-http%3A//www.davidsdoodles.com/images/Angry_chimp-website.jpg[/IMG]
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Oh, the angry shrimp, definitely. Wait, CHIMP? I thought you said SHRIMP. Two totally different things
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Okay...Bruce is great, I'll give ya that...and I don't believe that any HUMAN could ever take him out...BUT...A chimp is a wild animal...and ANGRY on top of that?...You ever seen an angry wild animal in action?...Even a SCARED wild animal could rip someone to shreds...
You think that Bruce could take out a lion?...A panther?...A bear?...A wild boar?.....And chimps have the agility and speed that those other animals do not possess...as well as the sharp teeth that they DO have (and they aren't exactly physically weak either)...Bruce doesn't have those teeth... Why do you think that martial artrists are taught to fight in the style of ANIMALS?... A wild animal will fight to the death...No matter what injuries they may suffer during battle...
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I always remember seeing the covers for kung-fu movies where dudes would fight bears and shit. Maybe those films hold the answer :p
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08-05-2005, 09:20 AM
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of course, since bruce lee is dead I think the chimp whoops the shit out of his rotting corpse (probaby just bones and dust by now) - now, if it was the corpse of a dead angry chimp vs. the corpse of the dead bruce lee - well that's a whole different story. . .
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08-05-2005, 09:29 AM
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*Pulls out hippie guitar*
Angry chimp, O' angry chimp Bustin through jungle Helen Hunt can't calm you down That Bruce Lee joker is just a clown Angry chimp's gonna bare his fangs Angry chimp's gonna jump up and down Angry chimp's gonna rip Bruce Lee A new one If he needed one But he doesn't anymore 'cause he's dead Flower flower flower flower flower flower Pot p-p-pot Smoke a toke of the pot The pot p-p-pot Go Angry Chimp!!!
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08-05-2005, 09:33 AM
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I'll take Bruce Lee.
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Whatever The Fuck Ever Last edited by AUSTIN316426808; 08-05-2005 at 11:07 AM.
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A panther, lion, or tiger... That'd be a pretty good match... A bear could maybe take him unless Bruce plucked out his eyes or something.
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