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I like the part where he sends Honz's brother down the elevator with the santa hat.
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i watched ariplane last night and although i didnt belly laugh like the first time - it was still funny as hell ..
there is one small thing that always gets me .. this stewardess starts playing the guitar for a sick girl and when the music starts everyone smiles this sickly sweet smile - wherever they are, people all lean into the scene to hear better .. and then this head appears from the top of the screen .. gets me every time
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and Die Hard with Vengance
Samuel L. Jackson and Bruce Willis were funny as hell together.
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The part that always kill sme there is right after they show all the poeple, she swings the head of the guitar, and there is a loud pop as the IV gets knocked out of the sick girl's arm.
Those movies are great. One of the best parts in Airplane 2: Ted is trying to talk Sonny Bono out of blowing up the airplane and says "No one needs to know about your problem. No one needs to know that you're impotent." Then he closes his eyes and snaps his fingers to say "Shit. it slipped"
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"You know how to hotwire a car?" "Of course i do, I'm an electrician." *Jams knife into ognition and strats car* "The pronblem is, it takes to fucking long." Always cracks me up. Samuel L Jackson is so fucking defensive in that movie. Plus, Bruce Willis delivers one-liners in such a good way. half of his lines would be completely retarded coming from anyone else.
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Billy, do you like movies about gladiators ?
Have you ever been in a Turkish Bath Billy ? had anyone else said those lines with a different delivery - they'd never had gotten away with it. there was another goofy movie like this a long time ago .. called The Big Bus .. it had some airplane moments too ..
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I saw that on tv when i was probably 10 :) It was a nuclear powered bus, and they had to fill the ass end with soda at one point to keep it from going off a cliff. that s about all i remember.
"Hey... Scraps is a boy dog...." "grr......" i love Peter Graves in those movies.... Greatest line ever: "We have clearance Clarence." "Roger Roger. What's our vector Victor?" Second Runner up: "So... I was over Unger, and you were under Dunn..."
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anybody seen The Big Hit? now that was a funny as movie.
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"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now." "Surely you cant be serious." "I am serious. And dont call me Shirly." "How long will it be until we can land?" "I cant tell." "You can tell me, I'm a doctor." Leslie Neilsen in his finest performance.
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