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Old 08-24-2007, 09:29 AM
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Honestly then, the only thing that's bugging me about it was the Halloween Resurrection scene and Zero talking, other than that it's readable.
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:33 AM
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Fertt: Y0ou schould make SCARY. I want a cold shi ver of fear when I read you script! Make good scary now, you have the powah. Bring all monkeys, they frighten many much...theyjump up and down,. make oook noises, them have scary long tails. Is frightening animal,
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:33 AM
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I could pretty much bet you that at least THAT part was a joke...Newb's our resident Jester
Oh theres no question that most of it was done in a joking way, I'm just saying that its not all that funny to gang-flame. Do that a couple of times, sure...but then start with some actual constructive criticism. :cool:
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:38 AM
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Fertt: Y0ou schould make SCARY. I want a cold shi ver of fear when I read you script! Make good scary now, you have the powah. Bring all monkeys, they frighten many much...theyjump up and down,. make oook noises, them have scary long tails. Is frightening animal,
Uwe?...OMG, we've been infiltrated!...What did you do with Rodd?!:eek:


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Old 08-24-2007, 09:39 AM
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.............Then you will, um, make........a...monkeys are scary and so are dogs and sometime cats......

Look. House, haunted house, is always one on end of street. Dark, very dark. See? We always simpole advice. Make ghost, he flap in windew, have a good loud noise. Collect five dollatrs from each audience member constituent. Instant profit just like hollywood! :D :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: ;)
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:42 AM
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What?I said weak because Massacre man said epic movie.I didn't direct weak at ferretchucker.That kids smarter then some adults and he's like 13.He'll get better once he gets older.So,i say continue with your story ferret.
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Uwe Boll doesnt have one movie with a rating of over 4.5/10 on IMDB. I started watching Alone in the Dark once. Turned it off after 20 mins (and wanted to be dead).

Cant believe he's doing the Far Cry film...Wish he would stop fucking up game-to-movie adaptations...
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:49 AM
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Uwe Boll doesnt have one movie with a rating of over 4.5/10 on IMDB. I started watching Alone in the Dark once. Turned it off after 20 mins (and wanted to be dead)
Oh, that's weird...I didn't finish Alone In The Dark either...But, I gave it maybe 30 minutes...at least

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Wish he would stop fucking up game-to-movie adaptations...
Or actually PLAY one of the games first to see what they're about, or what the characters are like...Or at least WATCH someone play the game...Read the back of the case maybe?

I just can't believe how bad he fucked up BloodRayne...That was NOT BloodRayne...Absolutely nothing like her personality (took out her sharp tongue and sarcastic wit, removed her strength, pride and independence, basicly left out everything that she was and made her something she was not, and could never be)...BloodRayne would NEVER do the things that were done in the movie...I could go on and on, so I'll stop here...
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:59 AM
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Haha.Bloodrayne and Alone of the dark are getting sequels.Anyway,that guy's an asshole.So full of himself.And what does he do to pay us back for being an ass?Make terrible fucking movies like Alone In The Dark.HAH!One guy who shouldnt even be making movies,is.AND he's making fucking sequels.Well once,Massacre and I get into hollywood,we'll save the horror genre.So good luck to us.
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:04 AM
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