OH MY GOTH!!!...You Guys Better Seek Professional Help...Immediately!

[AUSTIN316426808]

out of all the things i've heard,read,seen,done and lived through in my short time on this planet this has got to be the stupidest thing i've ever come in contact with whatever dumb fuck wasted precious moments of thier life to write that piece of shit should be covered in blood and tossed into a lion's den.

[furballothrills]

Nice comments, STE. I agree lol. Oh and Austin, it's one of the dumbest, but of all things I think that the word 'stupidest' is by far more stupid.lol

[Tolstoy]

Some of my favourite websites are baptist sites like the one originally quoted.

Cutting Edge has a lot of free articles that interpret events in the news in accordance with what Jesus would think, or something. The newsletters are fascinating.

Dial the Truth is similar, but less restrained. It has a fantastic article on why Christian rock bands are really all Satanists.

Creationism.org explains that there's no such thing as evolution, God created the world as written in Genesis and dinosaurs walked amongst us a few thousand years ago. (Actually, I never looked up which version of the creation they prefer. Genesis gives 2, and they disagree with each other.)

A spoof site that can be hard to distinguish from the real ones is Landover Baptist.

[Angra]

There is no one sicker than religious people....

Better to be a spawn of Satan.

:cool:

[LilMissScareAll]

Haha! Here are the ones that apply to me:


-Frequently wears black clothing. (The majority of my wardrobe is black)

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. (Doesn't everyone?!)

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. (Haven't worn black lipstick in a few years but I like heavy dark eye makeup and black nailpolish)

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) (What's wrong with antisocial music?:D)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports (If sports are included in this then it applies. I pray and I go to church on occasion...and thank God my church doesn't have these stupid beliefs. But I absolutely hate sports. Never have liked them, never will. Sports=most boring thing ever created)

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)

-Complains of boredom. (I live in a crappy little town, what else would anyone expect?)

-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (I have trouble sleeping)

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) (The sun hurts my eyes and I don't like it and I think it should be dark or cloudy outside all the time...so what? :p)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

-Eats excessively or too little. (Too little...sometimes)

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. (Haha...so I like Count Chocula!)

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) (Ok, I don't DRINK blood...but I like the taste of it)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays video games that contain violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. (the music part not the satanic symbols)

-Masturbates

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

[ChEEbA]

You're all going to die down here.

[Angra]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
You're all going to die down here.

Isn´t that nice. :)

[nine9]

My brother thinks I am a closet goth, fit alot of these things, but not extroverted enough to go that way.

Actually.......I am more a goth/hippie......weird, but would make sense if you knew me. :p

[friday13thfan]

ones that apply to me



-Frequently wears black clothing.
(don't priest also wear black?)

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts
(showing that you like a certian band is not being goth retards:rolleyes: )

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY
(yeah so what? it my american rights to listen to waht i want)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
(what you think i want to be alone?)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
(waht you think i want to go to the movies with my girlfriend and have my mom there watching us)

-shakes head violently to music
(hold on i have a major head ache)



yep these apply to me

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
(and your point is)

-Sleeps too excessively or too little
(I've been waking up at around 2 and 3 oclock lately but go backi to sleep and wake up tired)

-Complains of boredom
(im bored this threead is fucking boring :D

-Spends large amounts of time alone.
(at home yes cause im not really in a good relationship with my parents..they are like the cristians that made this goth thing)

-Masturbates
(even priest masturbate sometimes)

-Plays video games that contain violence or role-playing nature.
(its just fictional game play i can tell real verses fake a game will not make me hurt ppl)

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
(what am i on right now my ass?)

"-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)"
(No its so i can read, sleep,study, and/or so i can meditate, yeah i meditate to calm my self down if im really pissed at something that happened that day)

"-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism
(Buddhism is about finding iner peace, not about satan you retards :rolleyes: )

[The STE]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
"-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism
(Buddhism is about finding iner peace, not about satan you retards :rolleyes: )

But INNER peace is bad, according to them. You have to find peace through Jesus. Nevermind the fact that, going by what they say, Jesus is God, and God is everywhere and is, thus, in us, so inner peace would be finding peace through God, and Jesus.

This perfectly logical line of reasoning didn't work with the Jesus people that came through a while ago, so it wouldn't work with these people either probably.