Ask me anything

[barbra]

[ChEEbA]

I have some questions:

Have you ever thought about killing either of your parents?

Do you hate more things about your friends than you like?

Are/Were you a good student?

Not including injury related - when was the last time you cried, and why?

Favourite 8-bit console (if applicable)
Favourite 16 bit console?

As a child, what was your greatest dissapointment?

Favourite food?

What was the last thing you regretted doing... I mean REALLY regretted doing?

Have you ever had an animal or person die in front of you? If so, please describe, and tell me how you handled it.

Have YOU ever killed anything, accidentally or not?

Do you feel like you just want to die sometimes?

chicken or lamb?

When you were at school...roughly what percentage of the other children would associate with/ talk to you?

What is the one thing about yourself that you dislike the most?

That's all for now.

[Angra]

Oh my, Cheeb.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I have some questions:

Have you ever thought about killing
either of your parents?

I probably have thought about killing my mother, I just can't remember at the moment.

Do you hate more things about your friends than you like?

nah.

Are/Were you a good student?

Horrible student, still am.

Not including injury related - when was the last time you cried, and why?

During my aunt's funeral. There were so many people in the reception area that I felt I had to leave. (I mean I kept getting bumped into , there wasn't much space to breathe at all) So I finally got myself up to telling my mother that I was leaving which ended up in her calling my cold, and soul-less. So going on those good times, I headed out the door. It was pouring rain and I had a long walk... When I finally got back to my house, I found out that the door was locked (we never lock our door, incase anyone wants to rob us) Defeated, I sat down and started crying. Once I started crying, I couldn't stop.

Favourite 8-bit console (if applicable)

Nintendo

Favourite 16 bit console?

Super Nintendo

As a child, what was your greatest dissapointment?

Can't remember.

Favourite food?

I love chinese food, err americanized chinese food.

What was the last thing you regretted doing... I mean REALLY regretted doing?

Have you ever had an animal or person die in front of you? If so, please describe, and tell me how you handled it.

I told you about my cat that got hit by a car and I couldn't figure out what was wrong with him. He just kept letting out this really sad meow, he had a hole in his stomach. It made me feel really bad that it came to me and I couldn't do anything.

Have YOU ever killed anything, accidentally or not?

Of course.

Do you feel like you just want to die sometimes? These days, no.

chicken or lamb?

chicken

When you were at school...roughly what percentage of the other children would associate with/ talk to you?

Enough. I only have a handful of friend's I'd hang out with, but there was always enough people I knew enough to talk to.

What is the one thing about yourself that you dislike the most?

I procrastinate way too much

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by barbra

Yes, Jesus is a sexy bastard.

[ItsAlive75]

Ya think the Chicago Bears have a chance of winning today?

[ChEEbA]

Once I started crying, I couldn't stop.

What's your weekly kleenex bill then?


You missed:

What was the last thing you regretted doing... I mean REALLY regretted doing?

Thankyou for your candid responses, IF, and only if they were sincere. I mean...you said you'd answer them, you never said you wouldn't lie.

- B

Why do fish smell funny?
Why is there a speed of light, but no speed of dark?
If a fly is a fly, is a fish a swim?
Do willy warmers actually work?
Why do Americans buld their houses out of wood, have they not heard of stone?
Do you ever get asked if you know why men have nipples?
Why do men have nipples?
Why is there a use buy date on sour cream?
Why do those bastards in fast food places Always put mayo on Every Damn thing?
Who was the first person in the world, and where did they come from?
And finally....
When we are young, we go to school to be taught about life, facts and figures about the world, truths about how to be an adult, to learn so called morals and to be a good citizen, and to maybe help to improve society in some way, then, for some reason, when it comes to God, we are told to forget rational thought, to ignore the lack of any scientific or historical facts, and to just have Faith that God not only exists, but is everywhere and is watching you, loves you, cares for you and wants only the best for you (as long as you are not gay).... I ask You, how can this be an act of an intelligent and rational species?

[Angra]

^^This was the post that made Murderdoll regret she´d ever made this thread. :rolleyes: :D

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Why do fish smell funny?

So that you won't try to have sex with them.

Why is there a speed of light, but no speed of dark?

darkness is the absense of light. It would be like having non-miles per hour.

If a fly is a fly, is a fish a swim?

no, a fish is a fish.

Do willy warmers actually work?

I guess they would.

Why do Americans buld their houses out of wood, have they not heard of stone?

Because.

Do you ever get asked if you know why men have nipples?

I've heard the question.

Why do men have nipples?

no idea, to keep them from looking fucked up maybe.

Why is there a use buy date on sour cream?

Even sour cream goes bad.

Why do those bastards in fast food places Always put mayo on Every Damn thing?

They want you to get fat and depressed.

Who was the first person in the world, and where did they come from?

Forget his name....

And finally....
When we are young, we go to school to be taught about life, facts and figures about the world, truths about how to be an adult, to learn so called morals and to be a good citizen, and to maybe help to improve society in some way, then, for some reason, when it comes to God, we are told to forget rational thought, to ignore the lack of any scientific or historical facts, and to just have Faith that God not only exists, but is everywhere and is watching you, loves you, cares for you and wants only the best for you (as long as you are not gay).... I ask You, how can this be an act of an intelligent and rational species? [/B][/QUOTE]

I guess because the next group down throw shit at eachother all day so we're relatively rational and intelligent.