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08-24-2007, 10:09 AM
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ooooo...Sechzy Jester
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08-24-2007, 01:45 PM
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well. Thanks a LOT (Not sarcastic) XtRaVa and everyone else, well, i could go off on one but i'm not that kind of person so i think we'll all just put all of it down as a joke, even if some wasn't.
Okay. Next and FINAL! part. Then i will do my own stand-alone movie. So, can i have some ideas? Bloodrayne: It's safe to come down! From another rope comes XtRaVa. XtRaVa: Hey, i told you I'd be coming soon. (He'll get that joke). What's the situation? BloodRayne: One thousand deadites, a dead, handless guy, a couple of kids and that guy. She points at Mothman. Mothman: Fuck off! He draws a sawn-off and fires aimlessly. It misses XtRaVa by an inch and goes through the window. Deadite-illdojo falls to the floor. XtRaVa: GO UPSTAIRS YOU TWO! MassacreMan: Screw you! XtRaVa Draws a pistol and shoots MassacreMans foot. MassacreMan: You BASATARD! Before massacre man can fight back, Horrorobsessed pulls him upstairs. XtRaVa: Stay still! Now put your hands on the ground! BloodRayne: They're coming in! A few windows have smashed and deadite-Kemal is crawling in. Cut to an upstairs shot where Horrorobsessed and MassacreMan are hiding MassacreMan: Now I'll never get to Hermiones topless scene! Horrorobsessed: For gods sake, it's one paragraph! They sit in silence for a while. Slowly, MassacreMan's hands rise up until they are touching horrorobsessed's breast. She swipes his hand off. She's glaring at him and he turns away. Within millimetres is Zeros face, smiling back at MassacreMan. Horrorobsessed: FUCK! Massacre man is quickly dragged into a cupboard. Horrorobsessed watches, wincing everytime MassacreMan shows pain. She hears some punching and zero shrieking in pain. The door swing open and Massacre Man stands there, looking at her silently. She walks towards him and he falls over. Behind him is a smiling Zero. Horrorobsessed: You sent me to a FUCKING mental asylum. You've killed SO many people that I knew and I am not FUCKING gonna let you kill me. They struggle, Horrorobsessed makes several gashes in his back with the machette but it get's knocked out of her hands. He bites her arm. She kicks him in the face. He pulls out a clump of hair the size of a banana. she headbutts him. He kicks her across the room, into a diving tank sized aerosole. She picks it up and runs over to him, bashing im over the head with it. He's bleeding all over and has a couple of bones stinking out. The aerosole trigger gets broken and is constantly letting out gas. As she's about to hit him a final time, He reaches for a box of matches. Horrorobsessed: NO! NO YOU DON'T FUCKING DARE! She runs out of the room and down the stairs. past the dead body of ferretchucker. Past a headless mothman. Past a deadite Novarku. Onto the front porch. A rope is being lifted from the helicopter. She runs and jumps to get it. SUCESS! She starts climbing up when the house explodes. Flames ingulf her but she carries on climbing 'til she gets to the top. XtRaVa and BloodRayne are there. XtRaVa: I didn't think you'd make it. Where's your friend? Horrorobsessed: Gone... BloodRayne: Putting her arm on her shoulders. I'm sorrry. Now let's get those burns treated. WHERE'S THE FIRST AID KIT? XtRaVa: Here ya go. Bloodrayne: okay, i'm just gonna- She looks at the still body of horrorobsessed. Bloodrayne: She's...dead. The bleeding bitemark on horrorobsessed's arm suddenly throbs. And her eyes open. XtRaVa: SHIT! The pilot looks behind him and jumps out. As the helicopter goes down and the savage noises of horrorobsessed are heard, the credits start rolling and you once again here XtRaVa XtRaVa: SSSSSHHHHHIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-24-2007, 02:48 PM
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Oooh...I hope that Xtrava guy makes it! :)
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Erm...Can i make an appearence where i eat someone?That would be sweet.
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THE short, 1 part SIDESTORY! (What happened at the same time as the main story.)
Shortly before the zombie attack, in __V__'s apartment. __V__: Fuck I hate being diabetic. Fucking aunty ruby and her home made cookies. He injects himself with insulin. Just after the attack in the apartment... Inside the minivan, the body of __V__ twitches a little bit as the deadites begin to feast. His eyes open. __V__: What? N-n-n... His eyes roll back into his head and he lives no more. within seconds, where his bod once la, was just a pool of blood. The deadite dante, who had become a kind of leader, looked up. Zero was holding another piece of meat. he throws it. Dante: NNNYYYYAAARNNNGGG! The deadite swarms pick up his scent, but before they follow him, they continue to reak havoc on the city. A little while later. Dante: YYYRRRAAAAARRROOOWWW! The thousands of deadites pick up the scent of massacre man, and follow him to his hut. Just after iidojo was shot... The deadite army begin to slowly fall. something in their blood has mutated them once more, and they are beginning to pass it. One week after the mayhem... News Reporter: Well...it's over. The last zombie died last night whilst being studied. It has been confirmed that insulin, in all the people they had killed who had recenltly injected them muated their bodies to the point that they couldn't take it... A rotting woman slowly walks onto the screen. The news reporter tries to run but she pounces and grabs him. The camera man can be heard running away, and the shocked people in the studio are seen with scratches on their arms. In the background, the sounds of the news reporter being killed are heard as well as noises from security guards running, guns firing and horrorobsesed feeding.
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08-25-2007, 06:38 AM
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what? the story?
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