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Bruce Lee 32 48.48%
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Old 11-25-2006, 06:40 PM
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id go with bruce lee but id think if jet li got involved he's kick both their ass's
bruce lee would shitkick jet li with a hand tied behind his back.
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Old 11-26-2006, 12:00 AM
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bruce lee would shitkick jet li with a hand tied behind his back.
be pretty hard considering ..BRUCE LEE IS DEAD :o
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Old 11-26-2006, 11:18 AM
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be pretty hard considering ..BRUCE LEE IS DEAD :o
everyone who's anyone knows that bruce lee and tupac run a crepe cafe in the bahamas
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We need something to masturbate to, often in time to the knife incisions. The "money shot" - such as final decapitation, extreme blood spurting etc - often coincides with orgasm.
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Old 11-26-2006, 11:24 AM
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i ate there once - the crepes are fabulous and light - the latte, however, left something to be desired
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bruce lee would shitkick jet li with a hand tied behind his back.
you just know he wouldnt......he's overated big ass stylee
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Old 11-26-2006, 11:22 PM
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It never ceases to amaze me how many people think a wild animal could defeat a human trained to fight. Bruce Lee would kick the angry chimp's ass. I don't even think the chimp would get a single move of offense in before Bruce fucked it up.
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Old 11-27-2006, 02:44 AM
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This thread should be punched in the face.
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Old 11-27-2006, 03:03 AM
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This thread should be punched in the face.
a regular punch or a one inch punch?
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Old 11-27-2006, 03:05 AM
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Old 11-27-2006, 03:20 AM
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:eek: EGAD!!!
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