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Jurrassic Park IV: Zombie Dino hunt (working title)
A work by David Dietle (AKA: Vodstok)
Opening scene: Flying over the ocean towards Isla Nublar. Camera follows a helicopter, skimming the trees of the jungle. Pilot: How many people were on that Carnival cruise ship? Co-Pilot: five hundred. Pilot: Damn... We are just looking for signs of life right? I heard those people got cholera or something. Co-pilot: That's the rumor. How long do think a bunch of vacationers with cholera would last on an island filled with dinosaurs? Pilot shakes head. Helicopter flies over a clearing. People are seen milling about aimlessly, mere feet away from dinosaurs that should be trying to eat them.
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Pilot: What the hell.....?
Co-pilot: Do we really have to go down there? Pilot: *shrugs* Not if i can help it. co-pilot pulls out binoculars. Camera shows fuzzy, then clears up to show copilot focusing Co-Pilot: HeY! I think i see a solid gold dancer down there! Pilot: No shit? Co-pilot: No shit... Dancer turns to show a quick glimpse of pale sking, and maybve her upper lip torn. Before the copilot can say anything, a pterosaur swoops th copter Pilot: What the hell was that? copilot: A flying dinosaur! Jesus, get us out of here! Pilot turns helicopter, 2 more pterosaurs swoop in. They have tears in them, but are only vaguely visible. Pilot speeds up the helicopter and heads for the coast. They skim quickly over the forest, the pterosaurs trailing. They can see the coast, bith begin to sigh in relief. A giant (brachiosaur) head breaks up through the canopy. It is clearly rotting. The helicopter slams into the head, the widshield is covered in blood. The pilot and copilot panic, trying to rgain control. The helicopter bottoms out on a tree, then spins in a corkscrew through the trees, until slamming into a giant one and falling to the ground. there is smoke. Cut to a camera above the forest. There is an explosion, and fire and smoke roll out of the jungle below.
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06-18-2004, 05:45 AM
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here is the logo :)
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