a dose of my genius

[urgeok]

well, in summary .. it was certainly a 'dose' of something..

i particularily liked the line 'he was good at school'

thats like saying 'he was good at house'

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by urgeok
well, in summary .. it was certainly a 'dose' of something..

i particularily liked the line 'he was good at school'

thats like saying 'he was good at house'

My favorite is "It was a cold morning."

Straight from The Big Book of Generic Nonsense.

[halloweenfreak1]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
My favorite is "It was a cold morning."

Straight from The Big Book of Generic Nonsense.

wow.. this is like every other teenage slasher story has started out. how original:D

[Sick_As_Fuck]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
I'm assuming this is a novel, not a screenplay...?

I'm assuming this is a piece of shit, not a novel...

[Vodstok]

sadly, this probably is the next big thing, just not from this guy. it'll be written by the creator of party of 5 and star neve campbell. again.

[Angra]

Originally posted by MichaelMyers63
It was a cold morning. Tony Colman, a 17 year old boy attending Ansted High in Ansted, West Virginia,was opening his locker as the last period bell rang. Tony was pretty tall (about 6’1). He had brown hair and a skinny figure. He was not the most popular kid in school; he was too shy to be. He looked at himself as not really good at anything. He played basketball but he wasn’t a jock. He made honor roll but he wasn’t a nerd. And even though he wore a tight collared surfer shirt he wasn’t prep.”12-17-3,” he said to himself,”12-17-3”. Clank-clank, the locker wouldn’t open. “Hey Tony try 12-3-17”, said Tony’s best friend Shawn King. Shawn was a mid-sized muscular kid with jet black hair and a thin black mustache over his lip. He was the most popular kid in school. He was good at sports, school, and just plain life in general. In fact Shawn was the reason Tony had any popularity at all.

the first paragraph of the next big thing

I´m not far from the truth when i asume that YOU´re Tony and that there´s a homo kept deep inside you longing to fuck your friend Shawn, right?... I´m right, right? Riiiiiiight?;)


Sinner...

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by Angra
I´m not far from the truth when i asume that YOU´re Tony and that there´s a homo kept deep inside you longing to fuck your friend Shawn, right?... I´m right, right? Riiiiiiight?;)


Sinner...

LOL!

[Posher778]

Originally posted by Vodstok
sadly, this probably is the next big thing, just not from this guy. it'll be written by the creator of party of 5 and star neve campbell. again.

what the FUCK do you have against neve campbell?

[hitman3005]

I can do better. Here we go.


It was a dark and stormy night...:D

[ItsAlive75]

The air was sultry.