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08-23-2004, 09:43 PM
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MY Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash Treatment
Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash Treatment
By MVP732 New Line Cinema fades in and out as freddy and jason music play. Fade in Shot of the woods, trees and leaves blowing as a cabin is seen. ASH A while back in that very cabin, I experienced evil. SHOTS FROM EVIL DEAD 1 AND 2 ASH And my only way of stopping that evil is gone. SHOT OF BOOK OF THE DEAD ASH The Necrominicon, the Book of the Dead. (beat) It has been stolen. And it is my destiny to find and destroy it, and I’m killing all evil that stands in my way. CUT TO: EXT: CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE-DAY Hard rock music plays as an obliterated construction site and a few police corpses is shown. Hard rock music fades. POLICE OFFICER 1 We’ve got to stop this son of a bitch before he he kills anyone else. POLICE OFFICER 2 Sir, the only thing recovered was this. FREDDY’s HEAD is shown as its cuts to POLICE OFFICER 1’s startled expression. POLICE OFFICER 1 Is that… POLICE OFFICER 2 We’re not sure. He shows an uncanny resemblence to Krueger, but it just doesn’t make sense of why he he would be in Crystal Lake. POLICE OFFICER 1 Well. Springwood has nothing to worry about anymore. Because Freddy Krueger is dead. Hard rock music plays as “FREDDY VS. JASON 2” is shown Credits roll. 
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08-23-2004, 09:46 PM
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Fade in
INT. 1428 ELM STREET-DAY Lori’s father opens up a newspaper. The main headline is Freddy Krueger has been found dead. LORI Good morning. LORI’s FATHER Oh Lori, I’m sorry I yelled at you and Will last night. You were doing the right thing after all. LORI Jason won, I knew he would send that son of a bitch freddy back to hell. (beat) Hey, where’s Will? LORI’S FATHER He was picked up by his parents. He can live with His family now since there is no fear to spread. LORI I can’t wait to see him again. CUTS TO: INT. ASH’S HOUSE-DAY ASH is walking around picking up numerous weapons. SERIES OF SHOTS: 1) ASH picking up his shotgun 2) ASH picking up his chainsaw 3) ASH picking a few bottles of liquor as he adds cloth for a fuse. 4) ASH taking off his mechanical hand revealing a stub. 5) ASH trying the chainsaw cord to his shoulder as he puts the chainsaw on the stub. ASH pulls the chainsaw down as he starts it up. ASH Groovy. The phone RINGS as ASH picks it up. ASH Hello? GREG Ash, you need to come over here quick. ASH Why? GREG I think I found the Book of the Dead. CUT TO: INT. GREG’s HOUSE-DAY GREG Come in here. ASH That’s a television. GREG Yes it is. I’ve found some footage of the Book of the Dead. Do you remember the incident in 1993 when Jason Voorhees, The camp crystal lake killer murdered 3 people in his family’s house. ASH Yeah, what about it. GREG Well I was looking through some news records and I came across “Mysterious Book” as one of the pieces of evidence. Sure enough, I found a tape of the investigation. Here it is. GREG puts in the tape as it begins. A minute into it the book of the dead is shown. ASH Well this is in 1993, a lot could of happened to that evidence in 10 years. GREG I say we go to Crystal Lake.
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08-23-2004, 09:48 PM
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EXT. CRYSTAL LAKE-DAY
ASH’s 73 oldsmobile drives past the camp. ASH What happened here? GREG A bunch of crazy shit. ASH Well I’ve been in a bunch of crazy shit. Give me some more details. GREG Supposedly that killed Jason returned last night and had a little fun. One of the victims was Freddy Krueger. ASH You mean that child murderer way back. I thought he Died. GREG Well he has supposedly returned now and then in teen’s Dreams. And if he kills you in your dream, you actually die. ASH Hmm. Wouldn’t want to mess with him. GREG Previous survivors claimed to have killed Freddy in the Past. But just like that he comes back. Maybe he’s still Out there. Boo wo wo ha ha ha! ASH Real scary Greg. Trust me I’ve been through worse. They pull into the police station. INT. POLICE STATION-DAY POLICE GUY 1 May I help you two? GREG We believe a piece of evidence recovered from the 93’ Voorhees’ manor massacre was stolen from us. It a book made of human flesh and bone. POLICE GUY 1 Do you have any proof that the evidence is yours? ASH Yes. The book contains an index card with the name ASH On it. I’m Ash! POLICE GUY 1 Wait here gentlemen. While you’re waiting I’ll need to see your ID’s. POLICE GUY 1 walks into a hallway with tons of lockers. He slips on some rubber gloves. Each one has a year. He pulls out the 1993 drawer and looks threw it, he takes out the book and walks back. ASH and GREG slip him their ID’s as he glances at them and their ID. He takes out the book as a screeching noise is heard. He opens it up and sure enough there is an index card that says Ash. POLICE GUY 1 Okay. The book is yours. ASH takes the book. ASH Thank you. ASH leaves as he drives back. As he is driving he hits a deer and goes off the road becoming unconscious. DREAM SEQUENCE: ASH wakes up as he is on his bed and LINDA approaches. ASH Linda? LINDA Ash. I need you to go back to Crystal Lake. ASH But why? LINDA A man named Jason Voorhees is there and he won’t stop killing. I need you to stop him. ASH I’ll do anything for you Linda. LINDA gets killed by JASON ASH LINDA!!! JASON doesn’t do anything. ASH Come on big boy. Show me what you’ve got. ASH shoots with him 3 times with the shotgun in the chest as he approaches with the chainsaw. Jason swings his machete as it hits ASH’s back. JASON plays the tape recorder. The incantations begin as ASH screams. ASH Turn it off! FREDDY appears laughing as ASH starts running towards it as the hallway stretches. ASH Damn you Freddy! DREAM SEQUENCE ENDS: ASH wakes up as he is in the CRYSTAL LAKE hospital. ASH Oh… What happened. NURSE You were in a car accident. You merely suffered a bruise or 2 and a cut on your back. ASH feels his back. ASH What about Greg? NURSE He wasn’t so lucky. (beat) He suffered a large gash across his chest from the glass, he bled to death. ASH God Damn it! That wasn’t from the glass! It was from Freddy! NURSE Freddy Krueger? (beat) Freddy Krueger was found decapitated today. ASH He was the one who gave me the cut on my back. He had a hockey mask and a huge knife. NURSE Hockey mask? (beat) I think you’re confusing Freddy with our local Jason. ASH Jason… CUT TO: INT. WILL’s HOUSE LORI Oh Will it’s so good to see you! WILL It’s good to see you too. Did you hear any new news about Jason? LORI No. I think he’ll be gone for a long time. WILL So what do you want to do? CUT TO: INT. WILL’s BEDROOM-NIGHT LORI and WILL are making out as WILL takes off her top as he takes off his. She removes her pants as she rides him. Blada Blada Blada.
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#4
08-23-2004, 09:50 PM
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Oh yeah, I'm going to make a quick change in the script, before Linda is killed by Jason, several other of his friends walk in. Jason kills them all. When he awakes he discovers all of his friends who died in his dream dead in real life from the same way.
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#5
08-26-2004, 03:54 PM
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dude this movie is gonna be cool fromn what ive heard
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#6
08-26-2004, 03:56 PM
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It sucks, but I got a good laugh out of imagining Ash saying "Damn you, Freddy!" :D :D :D
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#7
08-26-2004, 09:08 PM
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08-29-2004, 03:48 AM
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08-29-2004, 05:07 PM
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I would like to see Michael Myers, Pinhead, and possibly the Grape Ape worked into the script.
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