Wanted: Horror Chick to Accompany me to see King Diamond April 19th in NYC
 

Any Horror Chicks out there in the NYC area want to accompany a crazy old man like me to go see King Diamond in NYC April 19th? Ive got an extra ticket. No payment for the ticket necessary but ya gotta be a metal/horror freak! Ill buy you a drink! NOTE: You MUST be 21 or over, I aint goin to jail for Gods sake! :D

I would if I lived in NY. :p

if I wear a frilly dress and some silk tights, can I go?

Re: Wanted: Horror Chick to Accompany me to see King Diamond April 19th in NYC
 

REALLY creepy, dude.

The lines, "crazy old man" and "I'll buy you a drink" aint helpin' ya much.

LOL! Are you fucking serious?

*snicker*

Dont mean to laugh, dude, but c'mon.....


On the other hand, never hurts to try...

You can go out with me if you promise to wear that.....*batting eyelashes*

when and where?

Tonight at midnight.....I wanna walk around downtown and show your sexy legs off.


RAWR!!:p

Re: Wanted: Horror Chick to Accompany me to see King Diamond April 19th in NYC
 

Watch out, it´s a serial killer!!:D

Assholic Responses!
 

What the fuck is this shit? I got some asshole telling me not to say "im a crazy old man?" Im 33 in 5 days (birthday presents are welcome!) and "ill buy the young lady a drink" for coming with me! What? That goes against the code or something? Jerkoff! Aside from that cocksucker im 100% serious folks...this is the immortal KING DIAMOND were talking about here! Fresh off the "Puppet Master" tour and hes gracing us with his prescence. Ill even let the lady wear my Iced Earth shirt! Now some Horror Chick close to NYC step up and accompany me to see a metal god!

My friend's uncle plays guitar for him I think. (or drums... I'm not sure)

Your friends uncle is Andy LaRocque? Hes the guitarist. Well if you ever meet him kneel in his prescence for he wrote some of the greatest metal masterpieces ever! The drummer whos name escapes me is technically a master also!

Re: Assholic Responses!
 

Who?



And why don't you have one of your non-internet friends go with you?

Re: Re: Assholic Responses!
 

maybe they don't know who he is either.

If I were a girl, I'd already be on a plane up there

if i was a girl i'd sit in front of a mirror and play with myself all day.

The Offer........
 

If you wanna know who King Diamond is to to the Coven its his official site. My friends dont wanna go because theyre not fans of King. Look im not asking a girl to marry me just come see a fucking concert! I aint a rapist and well be in Times Square for Gods sake so I doubt Ill murder you!!!!!

Re: The Offer........
 

ask a guy ...

Take me...I like Neil Diamond.
And Ill let ya buy me a Shirley Temple.
You could get lucky.
http://www.punchstock.com/image/rubb...large/nerd.jpg

Re: The Offer........
 

I feel your pain, dude.:cool:

Non of my friends like heavy metal either..... WUAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!:(

i LOVE Neil Diamond !!

hell, I'll take ya !

EVERYBODY SING ALONG NOW.


Baby loves me
Yes, yes she does
Ah, the girl's outta sight, yeah
Says she loves me
Yes, yes she does
Gonna show me tonight, yeah

She got the way to move me, Cherry
She got the way to groove me
She got the way to move me
She got the way to groove me

sweet caroline ...

bum bum bum,

Don't know that I will
But until I can find me
The girl who'll stay
And won't play games behind me
I'll be what I am
A solitary man
Solitary man

Holy cow...... They will keep going like this all night long....:rolleyes:


Now THAT`s some scary shit.:(

lol

C'mon ya young whippersnapper...ya gotta give it up for Neil Diamond.
http://www.lookalike.com/talentbooki...eildiamond.jpg

Canta libre, Canta vida, de mi madre, y mi padre,
Canta mi corazon, Para los ninos, y sus ninos, canta libre.

I got music runnin' in my head,
Makes me feel like a young bird flyin',
'Cross my mind and layin' in my bed,
Keeps me away from the thought of dyin'.
Canta libre, Canta vida, de mi madre y mi padre.

There's a warning sign on the road ahead
There's a lot of people sayin' we'd be better off dead
I don't feel like Satan, but I am to them
So I try to forget it any way I can

ONE LAST TIME!
 

Ok fine your loss! Go sing Neil Diamond and make fun of my post but it could have been nice to go with me trust me! And the guy who was quoting Neil Young Rockin in the Free World, I saw him at MSG, Jewel opened up for him. This is your last chance cuz now im gettin pissed and when I get pissed run and take cover! ONE LAST TIME.... Any females over the age of 20 want to go with me to see King Diamond of Mercyful Fate fame in NYC get back to me, tickets free and no strings attatched. MurderDoll the door for you is always open, if youre 21 of course!

Re: ONE LAST TIME!
 

I still think he sounds like a horny psycho..:rolleyes: :D


FUCK OFF, YOU HORNY NOOB!!!

:cool:

Re: ONE LAST TIME!
 

I'm not. Besides, I think you're crazy in a bad way.

ummmmmm is this thread a little off or is it just me

Listen to the HIM cover :D

Welcome to crazy street would you like some ice cream? it's made of people.

LOL!

Re: ONE LAST TIME!
 

If you haven't noticed, there are mainly males here. Most of them are pretty protective of us girls here, so that may be why you are getting so much grief.

Plus I don't think many of us are in your area, and if we were we wouldn't be dumb enough to go with someone we don't know. No offence, but that's creepy dude.

Re: Re: ONE LAST TIME!
 

what about me i have a extra ticket to the ashley simpson concert tomarrow will you go with me

did i metion im in a band
you might have heard of us the backstreet boys

Hmmm.... I think YOU should go with crazyeyes to the concert...:rolleyes: *Shivers*

Re: Re: Re: ONE LAST TIME!
 

That explains your name..:D

Re: Re: ONE LAST TIME!
 

Hell yeah..arranging meetings with a stranger......OVER THE INTERNET.....is just a couple notches over creepy. *shivers* Although King Diamond tickets do sound good