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02-11-2005, 10:57 AM
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Wanted: Horror Chick to Accompany me to see King Diamond April 19th in NYC
Any Horror Chicks out there in the NYC area want to accompany a crazy old man like me to go see King Diamond in NYC April 19th? Ive got an extra ticket. No payment for the ticket necessary but ya gotta be a metal/horror freak! Ill buy you a drink! NOTE: You MUST be 21 or over, I aint goin to jail for Gods sake! :D
Last edited by ElectricEye72; 02-11-2005 at 12:36 PM. 
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02-11-2005, 11:03 AM
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I would if I lived in NY. :p
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02-11-2005, 11:03 AM
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if I wear a frilly dress and some silk tights, can I go?
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02-11-2005, 11:05 AM
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Re: Wanted: Horror Chick to Accompany me to see King Diamond April 19th in NYC
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The lines, "crazy old man" and "I'll buy you a drink" aint helpin' ya much.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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02-11-2005, 11:16 AM
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LOL! Are you fucking serious?
*snicker* Dont mean to laugh, dude, but c'mon..... On the other hand, never hurts to try...
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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02-11-2005, 11:22 AM
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02-11-2005, 11:37 AM
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when and where?
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02-11-2005, 11:40 AM
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RAWR!!:p
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02-11-2005, 11:54 AM
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Re: Wanted: Horror Chick to Accompany me to see King Diamond April 19th in NYC
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Watch out, itīs a serial killer!!:D
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I'm right. It's the rest of the world that's wrong.
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02-11-2005, 11:58 AM
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Assholic Responses!
What the fuck is this shit? I got some asshole telling me not to say "im a crazy old man?" Im 33 in 5 days (birthday presents are welcome!) and "ill buy the young lady a drink" for coming with me! What? That goes against the code or something? Jerkoff! Aside from that cocksucker im 100% serious folks...this is the immortal KING DIAMOND were talking about here! Fresh off the "Puppet Master" tour and hes gracing us with his prescence. Ill even let the lady wear my Iced Earth shirt! Now some Horror Chick close to NYC step up and accompany me to see a metal god!
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"I keep a real close watch on this heart of mine...I walk a line." - Charles Manson "They're banning all toy guns...BUT THEY'RE KEEPIN' THE FUCKIN' REAL ONES!!!" - George Carlin
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