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08-04-2005, 07:28 AM
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Generic Noob Form
As a public service to all Noobs, i have come up with this form to save you typing.. that way you can get to the forums and start posting sooner:
Hi, My name is : ______________ (insert name of favorite horror character here - or if you want to look really cool, use something a little more obscure) I love Horror movies - my friends all think i'm F***ed up (you cant cuss until you've been posting for 9 months) I am also into : A) Metal B) Goth C) Metal-Goth D) Polka I heard you guys like to Bash Noobs. Bring on the damage, you homos, i can take it - i've quit better forums than this. Actually you guys all suck donkey dick.. i'm leaving and i wont be back until i'm bored again. Alternate Form : I'm just here to spam my shit. No introductions needed .. after a brief barrage of flames and a couple of weak attempts at a defense, i'll be gone. 
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08-04-2005, 07:30 AM
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LOL
I like the use something a little more obscure to look cooler bit :)
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08-04-2005, 07:39 AM
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why couldn't there have been a form like this when I joined? ...I missed out on so much. :D
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08-05-2005, 06:03 AM
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They don't know how lucky they are.
When I first joined you post a nude pic of yourself before anyone would have anything to do with you...... Now anyone's welcome it seems :mad: Not right at all I say.
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08-05-2005, 09:09 AM
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Perfect form URGE - Now, to make things even more efficient I'm adding the Generic Response to NOOB posting form:
Dear ____________: You suck: A)Donkey Dick, B) Your Father's Nuts, C) Your Own Nuts, D) Lots of Donkey Dick We wish you would just: A) Die and rot, B) Leave your Father's Nuts alone, C) Crawl up your own Ass; D) Crawl up someone else's ass and rot And, for the love of god, quit: A) Spamming, B) Pimping your website, C) offering sexual favors to the mods, D) breathing oxygen. Die, Die, Die. Sincerely, _____________
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08-05-2005, 01:35 PM
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That's a little too time consuming for me. How about one of these four:
a) ______ you. b) Go ______. c) You're so _____. d) You're a _____.
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08-05-2005, 01:37 PM
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You'll never win the next Horror.com awards by following a form .
Sheesh...:D
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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08-06-2005, 03:06 AM
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a shit day at work, gets me in the right frame of mind to welcome n00bs.
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08-07-2005, 11:07 AM
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