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Old 12-16-2005, 02:13 PM
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Only One Beer

OK - i looked in my fridge and have only one beer - the rest having gone to that great cooler in the sky (mainly my tummy!)

So, the dilemma i have is this: what does one do with only one beer? Sure, i could drink it (and probably will) but it seems such a waste - one beer!?! its like a beginning with no middle or end, an appetizer without a main course. . .

now, i could go out and get more - but its very cold and snowy and i'm just not that desperate (yet).

So, what does one do with one beer?:confused:
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Old 12-16-2005, 02:18 PM
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Drink... drink it?
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Old 12-16-2005, 02:19 PM
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but then its gone and i'm left alone without any of its 12oz siblings here to keep me company - - - it just seems wrong
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Old 12-16-2005, 02:25 PM
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So go get more. I went and dug my truck out of the snow and drove to the store for Gatorade.

...fucking GATORADE.
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Old 12-16-2005, 02:26 PM
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but its cold.......

OK - fine, screw it, i'm inspired by IAs heroic (acutally make that 'stupid' - who digs through snow for gatorade??) efforts and will go out to the store and retrieve more beer. . .


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Old 12-16-2005, 02:27 PM
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go buy some more, then drink it. easy solution. but then again, it depends on how much you need beer. like, NEED it..
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Old 12-16-2005, 02:28 PM
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Old 12-16-2005, 02:28 PM
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OK - fine, screw it, i'm inspired by IAs heroic (acutally make that 'stupid' - who digs through snow for gatorade??) efforts and will go out to the store and retrieve more beer. . .
I needed to recharge my electrolytes... I gotta de-tox y'know.
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Old 12-16-2005, 02:29 PM
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fine - fine - you load of enablers - - - i NEED THE BEER

besides, i thought detox only happened with a court-order

*damn, i'm so weak*
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Old 12-16-2005, 02:32 PM
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besides, i thought detox only happened with a court-order
Not when I say it isn't. Which is right now.
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