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Old 02-07-2006, 05:04 PM
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you will take it upon yourself to make someones day better
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Hang the body in the shed
Using meat-hooks through the legs
Catch the blood as it drips from the stump
Like the others from the past
The naked belly, full of cysts
Smells so good, I cant resist
I know inside this ones the best
As I eat the rotting chest
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Old 02-07-2006, 05:11 PM
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you will take it upon yourself to make someones day better

.................in bed
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Old 02-07-2006, 05:13 PM
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especially new friends like you [in bed - as taom reminds us]

:D

LMAO! ;) Silly:p
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Old 02-07-2006, 05:18 PM
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"You will sleep tonight"







IN BED




hahahahaha.....that works pretty good.
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Old 02-07-2006, 05:22 PM
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leave it to Newb to make even the most stupidly amusing jokes mundane :D
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Old 02-07-2006, 06:30 PM
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"For every door that closes two more will open."

"You are a born leader."

"Your accomplishments will be recognized today."

"The first day of the rest of your life begins today."

"You make those around you happy."

"You don't place people on pedestals."

"This insert has a protective coating."
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Old 02-07-2006, 06:55 PM
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You will die tonight....In bed. The words from that cookie shall be engraved on your tombstone.
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Old 02-07-2006, 07:37 PM
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And leave it to marrow to add that cute lil morbid view of hers to keep us all enthrawled.
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Old 02-08-2006, 05:14 AM
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Hmmm - tough one here. the actual fortune was:

"You are busy but you are happy"

which, in all fairness, doesn't sound like any of the predictions.

I suppose if anyone actually wants to win we could have the tie-breaker round -


On the back of the fortune are a series of "lucky numbers;" first one to pick one of those numbers wins one of those prizes.

Let the games begin!
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Old 02-08-2006, 05:16 AM
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Damn Zero, What happened to 8:30am? It's 9:14 here.:D Anyways....

"You will live out the rest of your days in happiness and wealth"

^^^ I've gotten three that said that exact same thing. So it's a good bet yours will.

Or maybe there never was a fortune cookie.:confused:
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