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02-07-2006, 04:04 PM
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Zero's Fortune Cookie
Having just finished a horrid chinese take-out (I swear I saw a leash mark on the 'beef') I am soon to open my fortune cookie
I have opened this thread to allow people to predict what my fortune will be. I will reveal all at exactly 8:00pm Eastern Standard Time. The winner will receive the fortune and the celophane wrapper - mailed to them with an autographed picture of everyone's favorite numeral - me!
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Winner HDC Battle Royale I & HDC Battle Royale IV 
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02-07-2006, 04:06 PM
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allow me to be the first to post a reply to chimp boy.
Whatever the fortune is, remember to say the phrase "in bed" after reading it out loud, it's a must As for the fortune... "confucious say man with hairy ass needs lotion" ................."in bed" Last edited by Taom; 02-07-2006 at 04:19 PM.
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02-07-2006, 04:07 PM
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Hmm....I'm guessing it will say something like....
"An old friend will contact you again...you should tell them you now prefer new friends" ;)
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02-07-2006, 04:08 PM
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Quote:
:D
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Winner HDC Battle Royale I & HDC Battle Royale IV
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02-07-2006, 04:23 PM
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"You will soon embark upon a journey of discovery"
or possibly, "Werewolves are creeping up to you as you sleep tonight" or possibly "What you think you know, you only think you know."
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02-07-2006, 04:25 PM
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oh my god - that's exactly what my ex said??!!
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02-07-2006, 04:31 PM
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Poor lil monkey *hands zero a case of beer* It'll all be ok in a few months when you're done crying and drinking yourself into oblivion. btw....I'm game for helping with the drinking into oblivion.
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#8
02-07-2006, 05:03 PM
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given the overwhelming response - i've decided to extend the exciting fortune cookie contest until 8:30 EST
get those guesses in and be here for the big opening!
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Winner HDC Battle Royale I & HDC Battle Royale IV
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#9
02-07-2006, 05:44 PM
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remember the prize you could win: the actual fortune the celophane wrapper and. . . hold on to your hats kiddies . . . an autograph from Zero himself - - - try not to faint
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Winner HDC Battle Royale I & HDC Battle Royale IV
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02-07-2006, 05:51 PM
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"You're going to find some money in a dude's face"
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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