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			I like home edition. I got Microsoft Sam where i can make fun of people walking by my room through a robotic voice. I like to say "Douglas is a couch potato" really loud :D
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Both the version of Acrobat i use and MS Word have a feature that will read out loud. it sounds like Stephen Hawking... So i copied the words to that Sean Paul song "Get Busy" (ithink that is the title) 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			only used a mac years ago, didnt like it, never used one again.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
	
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