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Oh lovely, i am a fine engli8sh gentleman :D
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Quote:
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Congratulations, if you were a serial killer you would be...
Jack the Ripper (AKA"The Whitechapel Murderer" "The Autumn of Terror") Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed. Jack the Ripper's murders are still unsolved. Kill count: 5 What's really cool about that is Jack the Ripper is my favorite serial killer. i always found him interesting since no noe really knows who he is. |
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My wife read a book suggesting that the murders continued for years afterwards, but the cops either said they were unrelated or swept them under the carpet out of frustration
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![]() Originally believed to be a paranoid schizophrenic, David Berkowitz (the Son of Sam), claimed to be plagued by demons that came in the form of dogs, when the dogs would howl, that was their signal for him to kill. He said that the dogs would call out to him for blood and death, and their cry's would only stop by killing and assaulting over 6 New York women. In a later interview Berkowitz revealed that the demon story was a conscious fabrication that he had made up to force the police into believing he was insane if he was caught. He also confessed that he would become sexually aroused when stalking his victims and would sometimes come back to the crime scenes and masturbate while envisioning his prior killings. kill count: 6
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hahahahah
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![]() Jeffrey Dahmer (AKAThe Cannibal Killer) The psycho killer of the 90's, Jeffery Dahmer abducted, drugged, sodomized, tortured, murdered and devoured his young male victims one at a time. After receiving calls of a rancid stench emanating from Dahmer's apartment, investigators found the decomposing remains of over 12 young men. Dahmer would drug his victims, then proceed to drill a hole into their head, inserting acid into the brain, keeping the body alive but killing all other functions. He called them his "sex zombies". After the body would die, he would then proceed to mutilate and pose the body, taking pictures, and cooking and eating what was left over. Kill count: 12-13 Hmmm....damn i get a fucking home who kills guys....at least i didnt get a homo who kills young boys and dresses as a clown!
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Congradulations, if you were a serial killer, you would be... Richard Ramirez
( AKA the night stalker ) The night Stalker" a madman's lust for killing and depravity equaled if not surprassed, theat of Jack the Ripper" Over the course of a few months Richard Ramirez would go on to rape, sodimize and murder 16 people in the Los Angeles area, viciously stabbing or shooting his victims, Ramirez would go as far as gouging out their eyes and stabbing their chests repeatidly to the point of complete mutilation, Basing his murders around satanic rituals, he would scrawl demonic pentagrams around the victims home's he would break into at random Kill count: 16 Fucking rights, in my mind Ramirez is the coolest, :D
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I always loved ole Charlie Starkweather from Nebraska. He looked like James Dean and manipulated some young girl into helping him go on a killing spree in 1958.
Body count: 11 (though only 10 with the help of his 14 yr old accomplice...the 11th was pure Starkweather) Also Bob Berdella from my hometown of KC. Homosexual torture-rape-murderer. Discovered after a half-dead and all-naked victim broke loose and jumped out of a 2nd story window to find help. Twisted sonuvabitch. Body count: at least 6
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Count Chocula :D Oh shit, I thought you said cereal..........;)
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