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this one is real, i saw it in a rental store:
Ass Ventura, Crack Detective I downloaded this one: The Sex Files (not very good. nothing kills the mood quicker than butt-sex followed by the woman munching on the "member" that was just up her pooper....) Made up: Anaconda (big black dude, need i say more?) Armageddon some The Bulge Poke-her-nice Poke encounters for the 3rd time Moonfuck Dr. Yes From Russia with Cum Brownfinger Thunderballs You only cum Twice (then you need a nap) In her majesty's Secret Cervix Diamonds are for Insertion Eat and Let Lie The Man with the Golden Pud The Spy who Fucked me Moonraper For your Thighs only Octopussy (didnt have to do anythingwith that one. Suppose it could be "Octotwat") A view to a Spill The Throbbing Daylights License to Drill Goldenthigh Tomorrow always Cums The World's dicks arent enough Grind Another Day
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Armageddon Some !! hahahahahah You forgot AssEater Royal :)
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they've come up with some of the funniest names in "friends" :
dr. domealittle armagetiton good will humping
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Need I say more?
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The Men behind their sons.
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skool daze
back to childrens movies, I once saw a porn when I was in the 8th grade called Cinderella and it was like the original except the prince had an orgie not a ball. and cinderella had a snapping pussy. Well he had to go all around town bagin all the girls to find the snapping pussy. It was cool. but I think it was made in the '80s
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E-3: The extra Testicle
Total Reball
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ahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.....ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! :D
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Stephen King's Tit
Spied-her-man Abraxxxass Lord of the Things [Get in the back of my] Van Helsing The Silence of the Beavers Handiballs [Hannibal] Theatre of Cum Hung High Fistfull of Boobs Big Dick Tracey
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