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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre 
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one time I saw somebody jump off a bridge while running from the cops.
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I had a friend who jumped off a bridge to end his life, and I had a friend who swam across a canal after robbing a vet's office. I live in a nautical community
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are You’re my favorite living human by far ’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre
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We looke dover, and this skinny, bowl cut nerd was taking a piss on a wooden door. he staggers away and barely manages to zip up before he turned around. So he look at one o fthe massive piles of garbage on the side of the street (after the first couple of days, there are gigantic piles of trash on all of the streets, many of them overfloing with crawfish leftovers...) he reached IN to one o fthe piles and pulled out a half full cup of beer and STARTED DRINKING IT. We went on about our business, thouroughly disgusted. A few minutes later, we were at a street corner on bourbon now, and watching some college girl make her parents proud, when i turned around and the same guy was standing next to a bar. he was VERY drunk, he kept swaying, and was completely oblivious to the fact that he was standing next to a cop. The bartender walked up and put down another beer fo rthe guy at the bar, who looked away to see if there were any tits out. All 3 of us were watching when the drunk guy grabs the other guy's beer, and tries drinking it while running away. The bartender was looking right at him, so he yelled "Hey!' and Leapt over the bar, grabbing the guy by the shirt. The cop moved like fucking jackie chan, and was on him and hawd him cuffed in a blink of an eye, with the bartender spilled over the bar, still holding the guy's shirt, and the guy at the bar holding him down. The bartender gave him a free beer.
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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A couple of friends and I were walking down Burbon Street at this years Mardi Gras and at one point we were a couple of feet away from a girl showing her goods to get the people up on a balcony to throw her some beeds, at the same time a drunk guy walked by us and up to the girl and grabbed her boobs while actually making a honk honk sound. Being right under a balcony we were only about 4 or 5 feet from the sidewalk were a cop was standing and before the guy could even start running the cop grabbed him then the guy punches the cop and runs off, the cop is running behind the guy while he's going through the crowd yelling ''honk honk''. After about maybe 90 seconds of that the guy slips on something and fell onto a board with a nail, the nail went through his shoulder. I don't know how drunk you have to be for that to happen and you just keep saying ''honk honk'' all the way to the police car but that's what he did.
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03-11-2005, 12:17 AM
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I hate new orleans at mardi gras, my sister is moving there in a week.
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what do you hate about it? you looked pretty happy in the picture of you at a Mardi Gras ball.
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Whatever The Fuck Ever Last edited by AUSTIN316426808; 03-11-2005 at 02:55 AM.
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