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When I was little my neighbor used to call our house every April 1st at around 8 in the morning and he would just make up these ridiculous lies.
One year he told my ma that there was a hobo asleep on our back porch, and she freaked.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex. 
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best one i've heard of this year,
but perhaps the most elaborate gag came from BMW. the german car maker took out £70,000 of newspaper advertising, declaring it had invented a car without a steering wheel to bypass new laws banning the use of right-hand drive cars in mainland europe. BMW received 295 e-mail inquiries yesterday, and it's "customer liaison chief" herr huhr-huhr had 3,376 calls"
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