Biggest Insult

[meetthecreeper]

I really dont think I have ever really been insulted that I would remember it, but I have dished a few out.

Years ago I was at a Bachelor party, friend of a friend type deal.

Stripper shows her skanky ass, ladies so you know, what you think goes on at a Bachelor party is actually much worse.

Anyways stripper is handing out her business card, sometimes putting it in her *Box* for a few guys to take out with their teeth.

She comes to my buddy and myself, hands him a card and then hands me one.

I told her I didnt want it if she was going to give it to me like that, she turns around and puts it in her *Box* and bends over right in front of me with her *Box* up in my face.

Now I love women but who knows where this PIG has been, I dont want that shit in my face. My buddy takes the card, and starts putting his fingers in there, telling me 'Hey Creeper check that shit out,'

I say real loud, "Hey Mike dont put your fingers in there, you dont know where that fucking skank has been, now go wash your hands with some industrial detergent."

This young *Cough* lady stands up turns around and calls me a fuking jagoff.

I threw out a few more insults to her about how proud her Mom and Dad must be that she allows a bunch of drunk pricks to finger bang her for about $50 bucks.

I was being nice, needless to say, I am not into strippers. If I want to see a woman get naked and seduce me I go home, and it dont cost me 20 bucks.

I went to a strip bar once in my life with some buddies, the girls sold tickets for the nighties that they were wearing. I was asked by this girl if I wanted to buy some tickets?

I say how much?? 5 bucks each. she says. I say " Are you going to take me out back behind the dumpster and blow me for that?"

She stormed off and didnt come back, friends werent to happy with me although they all had a good laugh about it later.

I really have charm with the ladies.



*Box*- best I could think of for cunt, pussy, snatch, mound,etc.
Didnt want to insult anyone.

And if any guys are pissed that I let the cat out of the bag about what goes on at Bachelor parties....tough shit.

And if you ladies get pissed at your men for it tough shit to you too.:p