Ask me anything

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
[B]What's your weekly kleenex bill then?

hah maybe .00005 cents

I can't think of another time I've cried. Sometimes I've wanted to, but the floodgates are strong. :p

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Why do fish smell funny?

So that you won't try to have sex with them.

That's funny, disgusting to think about but funny.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I'm sure people have tried and I'm betting it was extremely painful for both sides.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I'm sure people have tried and I'm betting it was extremely painful for both sides.

Well yeah, the actually act of someone trying to have sex with a fish is disgusting to think about but I was trying to obscurely make a dirty joke. Doesn't look like anybody got it though.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

moving right along. (Don't worry, I'm sure it was a great fish/sodomy joke) :p

I'm surprised nobody has more questions for a person who knows everything... ;)

[Haunted]

Well you are a very interesting person. There are lots of questions I'm sure that I could ask, but I don't want to seem like I'm mocking you or trying to be cool or something dumb like that.

This question is actually pertinent:

If your house was on fire, what's the first thing you'd take out?

[Angra]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Well yeah, the actually act of someone trying to have sex with a fish is disgusting to think about but I was trying to obscurely make a dirty joke. Doesn't look like anybody got it though.

Well, I´M laughing.................... Wait a minute................. No i´m NOT!! You´re a sick man, sick i tell ya!!!:mad: :mad: I feel so offended right now..... Poor fishies...:(

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Angra
Well, I´M laughing.................... Wait a minute................. No i´m NOT!! You´re a sick man, sick i tell ya!!!:mad: :mad: I feel so offended right now..... Poor fishies...:(

MD I'm not hijacking your thread but just to clear this up, the joke I was referring to making had nothing to do with having sex with fish. I've got issues but not that kind.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Haunted

If your house was on fire, what's the first thing you'd take out?

Cell phone would be the obvious choice.

But after I saw interviews with the Katrina victims and what they talked about losing, I'd grab my photo stack.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Haunted

If your house was on fire, what's the first thing you'd take out?

Honestly, I'm not a very materialistic person... I mean maybe I would be if I actually owned stuff. Wait! I have some 7th grader's soul in a jar. He just gave it to me for nothing, little does he know what sick plans I have for it. All I need now is blood from a perfect being *evil laughter*

I'm sorry, I got carried away....