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Old 06-17-2006, 06:41 AM
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Okay, but don't give me any touchie-feelie crap about my personal life. Give me next week's lottery numbers.
Two things...

1. I don't do "touchie-feelie crap." If you get the Tower as your final outcome (the Tower is not good at all to get as a final outcome) then you're fucked, and that's not my problem. I've never given a reading filled with the 2 of cups, the Lovers, the World, the Sun, and all of those happy cards. Sometimes you get what you're given in life, and sometimes you "reap what you sew." I have no control over that.

2. Lottery numbers... I have two things to say about that. A. There's a big difference between cartomancy (reading cards) and numerology. Never having been that great at math, I don't do numerology. B. If I could do lottery numbers, I would have over a hundred million dollars at my disposal. Besides, what in the hell makes you think that if I could figure out lottery numbers all over this country that I would give them to you rather than hopping from state to state making a huge fortune for myself?

In truth, though, and you can believe this or not, it makes no difference, I wouldn't because that is a huge abuse of power. I won't even charge folks for readings, though I probably could considering that there are some really shitty hacks out there, and I really think that I don't happen to be one of them. When you abuse the gift, really bad things happen to you. That's what most Witches believe. That's why we don't all live the sweet life. Most of us are "in the know" about things like that. Those that do abuse the gift either go nuts or suffer penalties that you probably wouldn't understand or believe in.

The final thing I'm going to say about this is that it doesn't matter whether you believe or don't believe. For me, believing in being a Witch is tantamount to believing that I am female. It's not a belief. It's what I am. Your thing is that you've never experienced the situation (or so I'm guessing and I could be wrong). So you really can't say one way or the other. You can't discount my experiences or anything that I may have done. You don't know. Logic and reason are fine. Great. They could also be as full of shit as many people aboard think that I am. Only I can account for my life.
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Old 06-17-2006, 11:31 AM
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Jeez, it was a joke! Some of ya'll are wound tighter than a piano string.
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Old 06-17-2006, 06:10 PM
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:p Sorry... I guess I got my panties in a wad there ,eh?

I get a lot of people trying to trap me in the corner of disproof (is that right?), and I'm like: Look, you're a fucking tool. Just bury your head in the sand and continue to believe what everyone shoves up your ass.

Sorry, Kemal. I admit that I started to twitch, and thus got carried away. I'll just disassemble my soapbox, bury it at a crossroads at midnight under a dark moon, turn around counter clockwise three times, and spit.;)
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Old 07-02-2006, 11:08 AM
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Light as a feather. Stiff as a board. Light as a feather. Stiff as a board. Light as a feather. Stiff as a board.

Okay. My parents (god, I'm a loser) are out of town (vacation time for Haunted!!!). So, those of you who've PM'd me your readings are going to get them really soon.

I know you've been thinking: Stupid Haunted, said I was going to get a reading. Probably isn't even a Witch anyway. Never going to know my future. Stupid Witches.

If you want to know the truth... The last reading I did was for Filmmaker2 (results today, buddy, I swear). My dad kept knocking on my door asking me what I was doing. I started running out of lies. There is an actual "No Witchcraft" law where I live, because my parents are Christian. They aren't the insane Christians, but most Christians, according to copius Biblical text, believe that Witchcraft is very very bad. (I keep trying to point out that those ideas were more political than anything, but that's for another rant). So, I'm technically not allowed to practice in the house, and when doing so, I get paranoid.

So, readings are going to come like presents. I haven't left anyone out. I have all of your PM's. Worry not.

Once I address everyone's questions, I swear that I will stop using necromancy on this thread.
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