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			It's 2:51 in the Ante Meridiem. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Where is everybody! Oh Discordia! 
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	Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL? HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you. Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL. HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.  | 
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			Say... I'm  here. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			wanna chat? 
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	Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL? HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you. Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL. HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.  | 
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			yes, why yes I would! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Thank you ever so much for askin Bee-otch. 
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	Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL? HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you. Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL. HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.  | 
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			Joke for ya Bee-otch. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			What did the little forum chatter say to the other forum chatters? 
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	Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL? HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you. Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL. HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.  | 
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			Why... I really can't say Bee-otch. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			What did he say? 
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	Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL? HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you. Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL. HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.  | 
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			Nothing! ... get it ... Nothing  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			because no one's here! HA! YUK YUK! 
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	Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL? HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you. Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL. HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.  | 
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			WOWZERS!... why you're quite a pistol Bee-otch! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Fuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy! 
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	Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL? HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you. Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL. HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.  | 
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			Whata  world!  Whata world!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Sorry peoples... had a moment. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Or a lack of one it seems. :p 
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			02:51hrs..... i'm in bed asleep :p
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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