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02-14-2004, 06:27 AM
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Chainsaw Mastectomy
Chainsaw Mastectomy
A German actress has been taken to hospital after a performance artist tried to cut her bra off - with a chainsaw. Former porn star Sibylle Rauch said it was the "worst moment of my life" as the blade cut through her breasts. "I thought, Sibylle, you're going to die," the actress told Bild newspaper. The chainsaw operator, Marko Koenig, said Rauch was lying down during the rehearsal on Monday and suddenly bent forward just as he was applying the saw to her bra. "I couldn't pull back the chainsaw quickly enough and cut her breast and stomach. It was terrible," he told Bild. The hospital in Karlsruhe, south-west Germany, where Rauch was treated, refused to give details of her injuries.
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there's a painful way to get a boob job
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Just listen to this sentence and tell me what it means. I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet? Would you get the impression that i wanted to see it? Oh, well you couldn't have been dying to see it or else you would have already gone. So in your opinion would I definitely see it? How the fuck should I know probably! Why? Because it's a brilliant film, it's so funny, and the soundtrack kicks fucking ass!
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