You Know You're Old When ...

[zwoti]

Originally Posted by Hedger

How old are you?

nice avatar




here's a smilie for you

[zwoti]

Originally Posted by Hedger

I love my avatar. I think it's funny. Do you really like it or were you being sarcastic?

you work it out

[bloodrayne]

Originally Posted by urgeok

i didnt tell you last time you asked - what makes you think i will now ? a new name ?

lol...No...You should tell him because you're so impressed with the fact that he FINALLY figured out how to upload an avatar...Why do you think he's so proud of it?...Duh

[bloodrayne]

Please just click the button...

[Gus]

i know im old when my mom tells me the extra ice-cream cup isnt mine and to save it for the kids.

[The Flayed One]

The scary thing is, is how seamless the transaction from young to older happened for me. Just setting around with my mates, having brews. All of the sudden one day, we stopped talking about loose women and partying & started talking about tax breaks and sales at the grocery. It was really alarming when we'd realized what happened.

Is it true when I turn 30 that I'll want to start wearing tassled shoes?

[Despare]

I had always felt (and acted) too old when I was younger but now I'm older and I feel (and act) too young...

[newb]

Originally Posted by Despare

I had always felt (and acted) too old when I was younger but now I'm older and I feel (and act) too young...

I'm in my fortys but my mind is still in its twentys. Just wish the body was as well.Some mornings you wake up and feel like you've been beat with baseball bats while you slept.



hmmmm....maybe I should take the bat away from the wifes side of the bed.

[bloodrayne]

Originally Posted by urgeok

or start giving her more money !


i feel like a kid inside too ... so much i feel that maybe they're something wrong with me .. that i really should be acting like some stiff shirted dick ..

but most of the time i think ... fuck that.

Yeah, I'm still waiting for my card to come in the mail (inside joke)...I'm not sure when you're supposed to start feeling and acting older...I wonder when people start yelling at kids to "Stay outta my yard!"...hmm...I guess it happens when you feel compelled to buy that first pair of polyester stretch pants...I'm pretty sure I'm still WAY off from that one...

[massacre man]

Originally Posted by Papillon Noir

Breaking your toe has nothing to do with whether or not your old.

When I was seventeen, I got up in the middle of the night and walked right into the door jam (the lights were out obviously) and broke my pinky toe.

I just think that the longer you're alive, the more chances you have to hurt yourself. :D

Obviously losing his vision if he's running into corners. :)