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				Anybody know how I could get $2,000?
			 
			
			
			I need $2,000 for something. I don't need it at any particular time, although the more time goes by, the more likely it will be that I'll need more than $2,000. It's not important what it's for, but does anybody know of a way I could get $2,000? I tried the medical trial thing, but didn't meet the minimum weight requirements. So, it's either I bulk up some or think of something else. Any suggestions?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Without trying to sound glib- thought of getting a job and earning the money?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			I recently found out that you can't sell your body to science which pissed me right off.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I don't have the time for a full-time job. When this next semester starts I'll be looking for an on-campus job, but a regular job isn't in the cards for now.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Ok, I just did the math again including shipping costs, and if I did the purchase right this second it would be $2126, so it's looking like this won't be financially feasible. Maybe I'll have to re-think it a bit.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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 I'd suggest stealing shit, if you've no loan options, and/or job. Or, your bank may extend you a line of credit if you've not been an assfuck to 'em? 
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			how badly do you need 2000$?  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			would you cut part of a finger off for it? ;) 
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			There is always male prositution. I am sure some lonely businessman would be willing to help you out
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Rob a bank, and then take it from there.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Buy a couple ounces of cocaine, cut it with baking soda and sell.  You'll be +$2000 in less than two weeks. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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