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Old 08-02-2007, 09:18 AM
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My mom is dead. = Last weapon in the arsenal
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My Karma ran over my Dogma

God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him

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Old 08-02-2007, 09:18 AM
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Well?

How do you feel about yourself now?



































I'm just fucking with you, farthead. :p


Damn, i've got a dark sense of humor... Yeah well. :cool:
Yeah, half the people at my school say that, now unless it's a friend or something and I'm absolutely sure, I just say "Haha!"
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That's better than "Jerking someone off" sounds like it has something to do with removing an appendage.
Yeah, but that one makes way more sense than 'blowjob'
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My mom is dead. = Last weapon in the arsenal


And that means?
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:19 AM
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My mom is dead.
No offense intended to those whose mothers have passed on...

But whenever a "yo momma" joke goes flying I turn deadpan and say "My Mom is Dead"

Kills the joke instantly.
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And that means?
Dirty Pool

AND
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Kills the joke instantly.
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Yeah, but that one makes way more sense than 'blowjob'
Why do they call it "butt fucking" I thought the butt was the cheek region, shouldn't it be "Butthole fucking"?
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:22 AM
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No offense intended to those whose mothers have passed on...

But whenever a "yo momma" joke goes flying I turn deadpan and say "My Mom is Dead"

Kills the joke instantly.



You're saying i'm a party pooper, right? ;)
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Why do they call it "butt fucking" I thought the butt was the cheek region, shouldn't it be "Butthole fucking"?
I think 'butt' can be used for the cheeks, the hole, or the butt as a whole (hahaha...punny)...Like when someone says "shove it up your ass" or "blow it out your ass", you know exactly what they mean, and it makes sense
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Dirty Pool

AND



So did i win? Can I have my reward now?



PLEEEEEEASE, MOMMY!!!! :(
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