Some light humour...

[scarecrow666]

I have a load of jokes i want to share with you all,some maybe considered bad taste ......but what the hell.

4 German midgets on the town meet a 6ft blonde.They put springs on there hands and feet and give her the best shag shes ever had........Four sprung Dwarf Technique!

Mr Cadbury met Mrs Rowntree in a room on quality street.It was after eight.He turned out the light for a bit of black magic! and slipped his hand into her Snickers and showed his CurlyWurly.Not keen on having Jelly Babies she let him take a trip up Bournville Boulevard.She screemed with Turkish Delight!as he took out his fun sized Mars Bar , it felt a bit Crunchie and she wanted some Time Out but he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Pink Wafers!.

Two black Rastas mums on a bus. One says is ya babie teevin yet? The other replies "yes so far hes got me 2 DVD Players , a mobile phone , and a laptop...."

1 can of petrol-£5.50
2 gas cylinders-£40
1 4x4 -£5500
1 box of matches £0.20
Watchin two Pakies burning alive........Priceless....................For everything you want ...........theres Mastercard.

Hope you enjoyed my jokes... sorry if you didnt.:D

[newb]

BOO HISSS




Don't quit your day job.

:D

[scarecrow666]

Originally Posted by newb

BOO HISSS




Don't quit your day job.

:D

LOL.......Thankyou your too kind. HEHEHEHE.:D

[ferretchucker]

brilliant. wouldn't use them in public but extremely funny.

[Angra]

I didn't get any of them?? :confused:

[scarecrow666]

Originally Posted by Angra

I didn't get any of them?? :confused:

HAHAHA... i think they are British humour. Thanks anyway.:)

[scarecrow666]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

brilliant. wouldn't use them in public but extremely funny.

Thanks mate:)

[The Mothman]

yeah i definetly didnt understand any of them...

[missmacabre]

light humour as in not very funny?

[Kemal]

It puts the funny in the joke or it gets the hose again!