The LIFE SUCKS thread

[The Flayed One]

I've actually had a lot to think about over the last year. I knew as I got a little older that family would probably start to pass away or at least deteriorate in health more frequently, but this year has been a little rough on it.

BTW, speaking of getting older (I hit 30 in two weeks) is it true I'm going to get the urge to wear tasseled loafers?

[_____V_____]

Originally Posted by The Flayed One

I've actually had a lot to think about over the last year. I knew as I got a little older that family would probably start to pass away or at least deteriorate in health more frequently, but this year has been a little rough on it.

BTW, speaking of getting older (I hit 30 in two weeks) is it true I'm going to get the urge to wear tasseled loafers?

Better that then polka-dotted pjs.

Or like Urge - jackets and shorts, for no reason at all. :cool:

[The Flayed One]

Originally Posted by _____V_____

Better that then polka-dotted pjs.

Or like Urge - jackets and shorts, for no reason at all. :cool:

Maybe all the clamato is affecting his brain...

[newb]

Originally Posted by The Flayed One

I've actually had a lot to think about over the last year. I knew as I got a little older that family would probably start to pass away or at least deteriorate in health more frequently, but this year has been a little rough on it.

BTW, speaking of getting older (I hit 30 in two weeks) is it true I'm going to get the urge to wear tasseled loafers?

30.....taint nuttin

this past year I became a Grandfather AND turned 50....thats a 50

and because I just turned 50.....next week I get to go and have a camera shoved up my ass:mad:


full details to follow

[The Flayed One]

Originally Posted by newb

and because I just turned 50.....next week I get to go and have a camera shoved up my ass:mad:


full details to follow

Wow. I didn't realize you got to graduate from the finger to a full blown Cannon Powershotectomy:eek:

That's kind of like getting to the bottom of the Cracker Jacks and finding out the prize is a porcupine.

[_____V_____]

Originally Posted by newb

and because I just turned 50.....next week I get to go and have a camera shoved up my ass:mad:

Endoscopy?

Maybe they are looking for all the empty beer cans...

[newb]

Originally Posted by The Flayed One

Wow. I didn't realize you got to graduate from the finger to a full blown Cannon Powershotectomy:eek:

That's kind of like getting to the bottom of the Cracker Jacks and finding out the prize is a porcupine.

or...having someone taking the prized porcupine...AND SHOVING IT UP YOUR ASS:(

[_____V_____]

Umm...ouch! :eek:

[Freak]

Well I was getting ready to move into my own place.Nothing fancy just a little apt with a living room, kitchen and bathroom.Then yesterday I find out the place has a mass growth of mold in the walls and ceiling and they dont know when the place will be ready to move into.So now I'm back to hunting for a new place to live.

[zwoti]

Originally Posted by newb

and because I just turned 50.....next week I get to go and have a camera shoved up my ass:mad:


full details to follow

Originally Posted by urgeok2

let me know if you need a photographer