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			Dare I ask how you know what shit tastes like?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			It's awesome cause your soup thread is getting more replies than anything all week. Good job.:D
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Once more I have singlehandedly saved the forum. Faustus is law!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			He isn't a mod anymore...or is he?  V, did you resign in the end? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			And what about this for spicing things up. Could ruffle a few feathers. FUCK YOU*, [insert name of random member here]! *Any offensive comments made do not necessarily represent the views of the Ferretchucker. Thanks for reading. 
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