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				The Worst Movie You Saw in 2013
			 
			
			
			I generally try to be positive about anything  shell out $$$ for .. but one movie stood out as the biggest pieces of fecal-cake I've seen in 2013 let alone since 2000 - and that was :  The Mortal Instruments - City of Bones. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Pains me to say this, it shot in Toronto and i know the FX guy and another friend had a roll in it - but great googly-moogly it was a flaming turd. most of the fault lay in the source material ... it was nothing more than a cheap rip off of Harry Potter + Twilight + Star Wars. awful.  | 
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			HATE CRIME - awful, found footage Home Invasion film. It managed to be offense and tame at the same time.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			I'm sure there's more I can think of but right now what comes to mind is Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I had all kinds of fun with this one - enjoyed it far more than I thought I would.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Argento's Dracula flick was a shocker.  Thought The Family was average too.  I really hate seeing actors like De Niro phoning it in... not completely awful but it had just been done before and was a little tired for me. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	I thought that one along with R.I.P.D were two of the better horror comedies of the year.  | 
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			Hands down the worst movie I saw this year was Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead. I mentioned how bad this was in another thread, but this thread seems far more appropriate. This film is so bad that it is the kinda bad you can't simply forget. I am amazed that netflix picked this sort of trash up. I know that they have many a bad film, but this really takes the frosted fecal matter cake.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			It was so bad that I don't even remember what it was called!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Gangster Squad Iron Man 3 The Purge 
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