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Old 10-14-2004, 06:11 AM
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You know you're lazy when ....

You have to take a shit, but keep pinching it because you don't want to walk to the bathroom.
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Old 10-14-2004, 06:23 AM
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lol...ahhhh, I have to agree with you on that one.... :confused:
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Old 10-14-2004, 06:23 AM
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Old 10-14-2004, 06:26 AM
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Re: You know you're lazy when ....

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You have to take a shit, but keep pinching it because you don't want to walk to the bathroom.
LMFAO!!! :D
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Old 10-14-2004, 06:28 AM
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Sometimes I really have to pee, and I just keep wiggling around because I'm too lazy to go.
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Old 10-14-2004, 06:32 AM
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Sometimes I really have to pee, and I just keep wiggling around because I'm too lazy to go.
Thank you!

Actually, I'm not sure if it's laziness in my case. I didn't want to go to the bathroom because I didn't want to stop what I was involved with at the time. But, I noticed that as soon as there was a lull in my activity, I had no qualms about marching into the bathroom and letting it all fall out.

So, whether or not I'm lazy is up for debate.
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Old 10-14-2004, 06:38 AM
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Then you can let it all fall out and not leave your seat:D
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Old 10-14-2004, 06:40 AM
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The problem with diapers is all the shit you get on your ass.
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Old 10-14-2004, 06:50 AM
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The problem with diapers is all the shit you get on your ass.
I hate it when that happens.
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Old 10-14-2004, 06:52 AM
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Sometimes, if you sit there for a while, that shit gets so caked on there you need a whole pack of wet-wipes to return your cheeks to their original lustre.
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