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12-23-2004, 04:50 AM
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in this season of love and peace, 2.0
Let us vent!
Back in the day, this was the time of year where the term "scapegoat" was coined. Correct me if im wrong, but i believe in old europe, around the new year, a goat would become the symbol of all that was bad, and all the sins that were commited that year. The poor animal would be beaten and yelled at, then driven out of town, ah-la "The Highlander". This would absolve people of their sins. Lets thank the Catholic church for lent. the goats sure as hell do. here is the goat:  first thing: Making a huge ass list of things, then clicking the close button for the window and losing it all (hence the 2.0 :rolleyes: ) Next: Google image search for the word "goat". of course,. the first page of results had a guy with his cock buried halfway into a goat... and all of the non-porn links crashed IE on the first try. the US Governement The grudge My co-worker Jim Late coworjkers (see "jim" above) People too dumb to know that fast food is bad for you. The word "Extreme" when used with a product or show. Children's programming Barney the purple fucking dinosaur Ronco Products Infomercials that show people too inept or stupid to use regular household products (of COURSE you cant cuit for shit if you tilt the knif sideways on every cut....) The fact that Fox did NOT revive "Family guy" this year Cheap ex Landlords Housing inspectors that dont actually inpsect anything $250 to fix a heater when its cold out, rather than when it was warm because said inspector didnt inspect a fucking thing Skanky Real Estate agents Her skanky client The neighbor's wife who tried to flirt with me in front of my wife (Bree will kill her, of this i have no doubt) Images of HDC member's genitals Driving an hour and forty minutes to get to classes Getting excited to see a movie because you saw an excerpt on AMCs 100 scariest moments and it turned out to be a total turd of a movie where you get exposed to more of Donald Sutherland's ass than even Animal House (Don't look now...Terrible movie....) more will come later. :) now share yours and we will send this poor animal on its painful, humiliating way the way good christians did hundreds of years ago:D Mele Kalikimaka
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12-23-2004, 04:53 AM
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Deep breaths there Vod.....deep breaths
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12-23-2004, 04:54 AM
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Vent to the fucking goat, penguin! :D
You know you wanna....
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12-23-2004, 05:14 AM
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Hey, dont yell at me, talk to the goat 'cause the vod ain't listenin'
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12-23-2004, 05:45 AM
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ok ..
--people who dont signal --people who litter (in a perfect world this would be punishable with death) --people devoid of personality (like 99% of the people at the job i just left --people who take pleasure at causing others pain and discomfort. (sociopaths) --people who get off on other peoples misfortune. --billy badasses. --all TV except for A&E Biography and shows about weird animals. --excuses ... everybody makes fucking excuses for everything. --kids that think they know everything - after experiencing nothing. --expectations of me to 'do the right thing' --growing up - to the point where you have to act responsibly when really - a good shit kicking would fix most of the problem people listed above. Apparently i dislike about 99.99% of the people on this planet. having a 4 year old has made me more mellow than before though - its more fun to be happy .. and a little kid who loves you unconditionally and is happy to see you when you get home, and hates it when you leave ... that makes up for most of the assholes above ..
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12-23-2004, 03:00 PM
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Re: in this season of love and peace, 2.0
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12-23-2004, 03:02 PM
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People who are incompetent to other peoples clothes, music, race, religion, creed, or lifestyles
Stereotypes Eminem
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