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dumped :(
well I'm single again, my girlfriend of 2 years just dumped me. :(
by email I might add. I think I'll go get drunk and find me a sexy girl
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05-26-2005, 11:22 PM
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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05-26-2005, 11:24 PM
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Re: dumped :(
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"Give's him beer with choclate milk mixed in it" Hope u feel better soon. :)
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05-26-2005, 11:25 PM
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Re: Re: dumped :(
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05-26-2005, 11:29 PM
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Re: Re: Re: dumped :(
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05-26-2005, 11:30 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Re: dumped :(
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Drunk on life.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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05-26-2005, 11:37 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: dumped :(
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Well im going to hit the sack ill be on here tommorrow
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05-27-2005, 12:00 AM
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She dumped you via e-mail!!!!???? After two years!!!!!????
Thats the shittitest thing i've heard in ages. She didn't even have the nerve to speak to you in person? That sucks. Chin up mate. You just need to re-bait your hook and cast off again. Latas
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05-27-2005, 03:38 AM
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Something i learned:
If they wont dump you in person, they werent that good to begin with. And this is coming from a guy who was dumped by every girlfreind over the phone.
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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05-27-2005, 04:20 AM
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Well, she lives in Sarasota and I'm in Orlando, so if she wanted to dump me in person, she would have had to drive up here. I'm going to have to get my PS2 and my other DVD player back from her.
Last night I was feeling kinda ok with the fact that she dumped me, but now it fucking sucks. *sigh* probably for the better, I'm too fucked up in the head right now to be good for anyone anyway. She deserves better.
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Just listen to this sentence and tell me what it means. I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet? Would you get the impression that i wanted to see it? Oh, well you couldn't have been dying to see it or else you would have already gone. So in your opinion would I definitely see it? How the fuck should I know probably! Why? Because it's a brilliant film, it's so funny, and the soundtrack kicks fucking ass!
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