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Clown Assaults Girlfriend
‘Jazzbo’ Sentenced To 6 Months Probation
Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania – James Jude McCarthy, 44, of East Northampton Street in , pleaded guilty and was sentenced Monday to six months probation on five counts of driving under the influence. Luzerne County Court of Common Pleas Judge Joseph Augello also imposed $25 fines on summary offenses of harassment and criminal mischief. Additional charges of burglary and reckless endangerment were dropped. A charge of simple assault was previously thrown out at a preliminary hearing. Police said McCarthy threw his ex-girlfriend, Jennifer Spagnola, out of a moving vehicle and then beat her at her residence May 13. Police said McCarthy, who is known professionally as Jazzbo the Clown, had been drinking and using cocaine before the incident. Police said cocaine was found in McCarthy’s system and his blood-alcohol level was 0.095 percent. An adult driver in Pennsylvania is considered intoxicated with a level of 0.08. McCarthy, the son of Councilman Jim McCarthy, also threatened to use political influence to harm the woman.
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be 
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That's gotta suck for Jim McCarthy, to know his 44 year old clown son got busted for beating his girlfriend while drunk and coked up. There's no way to even explain that.
"Mr. Councilman, Mr. Councilman... Have you been funding Jazzbo's cocaine addiction?"
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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01-14-2006, 12:23 AM
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now who don't love a drunkin coked up clown?:D
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray? Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer. "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman. "Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering.
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01-14-2006, 03:13 PM
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JAZZBO!!!!
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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