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whats the worst thing you can say when having sex
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"I thought you said your husband was working late"
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07-08-2004, 04:21 AM
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or the dreaded mood killer and a half
"Hi Im fattybluetit"
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calling out the wrong girl's name
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Just listen to this sentence and tell me what it means. I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet? Would you get the impression that i wanted to see it? Oh, well you couldn't have been dying to see it or else you would have already gone. So in your opinion would I definitely see it? How the fuck should I know probably! Why? Because it's a brilliant film, it's so funny, and the soundtrack kicks fucking ass!
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07-08-2004, 04:59 AM
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Have you put on weight?
Is it supposed to look like that? Your sister never complained about anal. Your brother never complained about anal. Your Dad never (nevermind, you get it) If i close my eyes, i'm just fantasizing about Prince. *Dry Heave* God I wish I was drunk.... The joke was right, I do need flour. Usually I like breasts on women, but you have a nice ass. (while having sex with a porno on) I wish you looked like her. If you loved me, you would put this tennis ballup your ass. Here, wear this mask. Here, wear this paper bag. If you loved me, you would let me wrap this belt around your neck. Sorry, it slipped. c'mon, I cant finish if i dont throw up. I didnt know women could have so much hair on their ass...
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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Did this twice, once with my wife when I was drunk before we were married, funny she still married me. This can be a fatal mistake. By the way love the sig. Suicide Kings is a great film.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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07-08-2004, 05:35 AM
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07-08-2004, 05:38 AM
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"What's that awful smell?"
No, seriously, I've said that before when my girlfriend was on her period. I'm lucky I still have me nuts.
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"If it feels a little scratchy, those are just the scabs."
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FROM GHOULIES AND GHOSTIES AND LONG-LEGGED BEASTIES AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT, GOOD LORD DELIVER TO US! Old Scotch Invocation -- adapted by Stingy Jack Stingy's Horror DVD Collection
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07-08-2004, 05:49 AM
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*rip* *tear* *SCREAM*
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