Would YOU vote for the Creeper??

[meetthecreeper]

OK all this politcal crap, which I have a love/hate relationship with, has given me an idea. If I,The Creeper, ran for president would you vote for me??

Here is my platform

Taxes-consumption tax, plain and simple, the more that you use, the more that you pay. Basically like a flat tax. I dont believe in this class warfare stuff that some politcians try to push off on us. If you worked your ass off to become rich then you earned it, you keep it. I honestly believe that if peoples taxes were lower they would give more to charities, the needy and so on.

Gun Control- there wouldnt be any, except if you are a criminal, you are never allowed to own a firearm of any kind, and I mean violent criminal not some 17 year old busted for smoking pot. 38 states in the US allow concealed carry of handguns, I say let them all have it nationally. There isnt going to be blood running in the streets, there isnt now in those 38 states like the blissninnies predicted. An armed society is a peaceful society.

Abortion- I personally am male and think I have no right to tell a woman what she can and cannot do with her body, I do personally feel that it is wrong and think that it should be discouraged. Safe sex practices need to be taught by the parents not the government. But if a woman thinks it has to be done I will not stand in her way to do so. Partial birth abortion is wrong on almost every level, unless it is a danger to the mother then it should not be allowed.

Same sex marriages- Who really gives a shit, Life,liberty and the pursuit of hapiness does not apply only to heterosexuals. That we are having this discussion in this day and age I think is ridiculous. Being gay is not wrong whether it you were born that way or because of your enviorment. I dont know if I am gay or not, I never met a man I was attracted to,although Arioch is looking pretty hott, Just kidding.

Terrorism and national security-Ok the war in Iraq in my opinion was justified, our intellegence is messed up and needs to be overhauled no doubt. But if I say that somebody fucks with us we give it back to them threefold. We should not be the worlds police force though. And being in the military ought to pay a hell of a lot more than it does.

Education and children-Leave the government out of it, basically they cant do anything right without fucking it up. If your kid isnt doing well in school then we need to find out why, is it the teachers? the parents? or what? Parents need to get more involved with what goes on in their kids lives, if not I will personally give them an asskicking.

Enviorment and energy-Hunters are the first conservationists, control the population of deer, by hunting, and you wont have shit like chronic wasting disease like they do in Wis.
Drill for oil in Anwar, deal with it, this should be done with the greatest care possible, jointly with oil companies and enviro groups. Alternative energy is possible but expensive. Continue to recycle and lets not abuse the planet even though mother earth is a durable place, we still need to take care of her.

Housing and the homeless-lets build some housing projects on those damn 800 acre golf courses that the arrogant rich folk have. To take a page from George Carlin, nobody needs to knock a 1 inch ball into a 3 inch cup from 400 yards away, thats what minnie golf is for.

Religion-I dont care what, or who you worship its your business, and if any body says boo about they need to be thrown out of the USA. Therefore The Force is now legit. And Wicca can again be recognized.

Have I missed something let me know and I will explain myself, also all politcians have term limits no more career politcians.

[massacre man]

with the childeren thing people automatically think im smart i guess im going to above average classes all i do is talk and right down horror movie ideas and scenes

[thEsounDofdirT]

with the abortion stance.. i think you're a little too vague ... i say the ONLY way a baby should be aborted is during pre-cephalo development in the embrionic stage... which is around the first 2 months of pregnancy in the embrionic stage... this means if a baby starts developing a brain.. it shouldn't be aborted... and considering most women don't even know they're pregnant until a month to 2 months into their term, abortion should be a rare use... when women say.. "it's my body, i'll do what i want..." i say fuck you.. because it's no longer their body when the baby begins devolopment of its brain.. it becomes the body of the baby and to me... taking a life of another human is just murder...

[Hate_Breeder]

i would

[orangestar]

Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
with the abortion stance.. i think you're a little too vague ... i say the ONLY way a baby should be aborted is during pre-cephalo development in the embrionic stage... which is around the first 2 months of pregnancy in the embrionic stage... this means if a baby starts developing a brain.. it shouldn't be aborted... and considering most women don't even know they're pregnant until a month to 2 months into their term, abortion should be a rare use... when women say.. "it's my body, i'll do what i want..." i say fuck you.. because it's no longer their body when the baby begins devolopment of its brain.. it becomes the body of the baby and to me... taking a life of another human is just murder...

I say as long as its first trimester, its still my body. so I say fuck you back.

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by orangestar
I say as long as its first trimester, its still my body. so I say fuck you back.

*smack*

Ouch man.

[Dark..Raven]

I have no beef with your platform..Well thought out.. Ya goy my vote....

IOne little ripple though.. If we get hit, Ye should return it TWENTY fold. ( Prob me, Sorry. I admit I am a bastard that way):p

[Ritualistic]

u got my vote man

[thEsounDofdirT]

why do you say first trimester :) cephalo development begins before the first trimester is over ;-)

[massacre man]

way too many words i dont know see i dont pay attention in school