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				Generic Noob Form
			 
			
			
			As a public service to all Noobs, i have come up with this form to save you typing.. that way you can get to the forums and start posting sooner: 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Hi, My name is : ______________ (insert name of favorite horror character here - or if you want to look really cool, use something a little more obscure) I love Horror movies - my friends all think i'm F***ed up (you cant cuss until you've been posting for 9 months) I am also into : A) Metal B) Goth C) Metal-Goth D) Polka I heard you guys like to Bash Noobs. Bring on the damage, you homos, i can take it - i've quit better forums than this. Actually you guys all suck donkey dick.. i'm leaving and i wont be back until i'm bored again. Alternate Form : I'm just here to spam my shit. No introductions needed .. after a brief barrage of flames and a couple of weak attempts at a defense, i'll be gone.  | 
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	I like the use something a little more obscure to look cooler bit :)  | 
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			why couldn't there have been a form like this when I joined?  ...I missed out on so much. :D
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			They don't know how lucky they are.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	When I first joined you post a nude pic of yourself before anyone would have anything to do with you...... Now anyone's welcome it seems :mad: Not right at all I say.  | 
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			Perfect form URGE - Now, to make things even more efficient I'm adding the Generic Response to NOOB posting form: 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Dear ____________: You suck: A)Donkey Dick, B) Your Father's Nuts, C) Your Own Nuts, D) Lots of Donkey Dick We wish you would just: A) Die and rot, B) Leave your Father's Nuts alone, C) Crawl up your own Ass; D) Crawl up someone else's ass and rot And, for the love of god, quit: A) Spamming, B) Pimping your website, C) offering sexual favors to the mods, D) breathing oxygen. Die, Die, Die. Sincerely, _____________  | 
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			That's a little too time consuming for me. How about one of these four: 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	a) ______ you. b) Go ______. c) You're so _____. d) You're a _____.  | 
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			You'll never win the next Horror.com awards by following a form . 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Sheesh...:D 
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			a shit day at work, gets me in the right frame of mind to welcome n00bs.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
	
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