Obnoxious Pet Names For You Sweetie

[Miss Olivia]

Originally Posted by Marroe

We go back and forth with insulting names a lot, just playing around (most of the time:o ), but when he's trying to be sweet he calls me"Punkin". Which makes me feel like I am five years old, but it's so sickening cute that I let him get away with it.
I took this one and ran with it, now it's just a normal everyday thing. When we haven't seen each other all day, or when we're laying down to bed I'll say "herrro mongorian", like the owner from the City Wok in South Park, and of course he greets me likewise, usually having a whole conversation like he's the owner of the "Shitty Wok":rolleyes:. I'm kinda starting to regret that because now we can't go eat at Hot Wok without him constantly talking like that.

LMFAO it's nice to know I'm not the only one who does that, although I admit I try really hard not to at the Chinese restaurant.

Oh, my wardance scare you Mongorian? Deeu boo ding ding ding dingding....

Sweet and sour pork on dey heads.

[AmericanManiac]

I call mine Teddybear, and she calls me snugglebear.